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I'm gonna miss you so much.

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Well, you'll come and visit me
and, uh, I'll call.

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- I love you so much.
- Oh, me, too.

4
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Still some packing to do.

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Got a big day tomorrow.

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- Okay, Mom. I'm coming.
- Early start and a long drive.

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Goodbye.

8
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- Bye, Mrs. Sawyer.
- Bye.

9
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- She hates me.
- No she doesn't.

10
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- She doesn't.
- No, she really, really does.

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But I love you. Okay?

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I... I gotta go.
I'll call you when I get there.

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Call me from the road.

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Okay, it's a three-hour drive
to Michigan State.

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We're gonna be okay.
I'll see you soon.

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- Okay. Mmm-hmm.
- Promise.

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You bet your ass you will.

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<i>Sittin' here
eatin' my heart out, waitin'</i>

19
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<i>{\an8}Waitin' for some lover to call</i>

20
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<i>{\an8}Dialed about a thousand numbers lately</i>

21
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<i>{\an8}Almost rang the phone off the wall</i>

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<i>{\an8}Lookin' for a lover who needs another</i>

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<i>{\an8}Don't want another night on my own</i>

24
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<i>Wanna share my love
with a warm-blooded lover</i>

25
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<i>{\an8}Wanna bring a wild man back home</i>

26
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{\an8}Oh, shit.

27
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<i>{\an8}Gotta have some hot love
baby, this evenin'</i>

28
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<i>{\an8}I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight</i>

29
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<i>{\an8}I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'</i>

30
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<i>{\an8}Gotta have some lovin'</i>

31
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<i>{\an8}Gotta have some love tonight</i>

32
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<i>Hot stuff</i>

33
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Oh, no.

34
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Oh. Yeah, I'm bare back there. Okay.

35
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Shit.

36
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{\an8}Oh, god damn it. God damn it.

37
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<i>{\an8}I need hot stuff</i>

38
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{\an8}Hello?

39
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<i>{\an8}I want some hot stuff
That's right</i>

40
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{\an8}Hello?

41
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{\an8}Yeah. Okay. Here we go.

42
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{\an8}Oh...

43
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{\an8}Oh, yeah.

44
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<i>{\an8}Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff</i>

45
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<i>{\an8}Hot, hot, hot</i>

46
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{\an8}Oh, shit.

47
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<i>{\an8}Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff</i>

48
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<i>{\an8}Hot, hot, hot</i>

49
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<i>{\an8}How's about some hot stuff
baby, this evenin'?</i>

50
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<i>{\an8}Ooh, I need your loving</i>

51
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<i>{\an8}Gotta have your hot stuff tonight</i>

52
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<i>{\an8}Hot stuff</i>

53
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- Annie?
- Hi.

54
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Oh!

55
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<i>Hot stuff</i>

56
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<i>Oh, yes!</i>

57
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<i>Oh...</i>

58
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Patricia! I'm dying for
a piece of that pie, hon.

59
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- Surprise.
- What are you doin'?

60
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You leave for college tomorrow
and I wanted to give you

61
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a night to remember.

62
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- Sex.
- Oh.

63
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- I want to give you sex.
- Sure. Yeah.

64
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- Sex with me, tonight, now.
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.

65
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Cool. I just...

66
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I thought you didn't want to.

67
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Oh, of course I want to.

68
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- I just want it to be special.
- Yeah.

69
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- And romantic. And perfect.
- Right. Yeah.

70
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I love you
and I wanna lose my virginity to you.

71
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Oh, that's... That's so nice.

72
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- That is a Christmas card.
- That's what I said.

73
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- I'm gonna take a picture.
- My parents would love to see his face.

74
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You wanna do the thing?

75
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Guess what I'm wearing under my coat.

76
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Oh, I'm so ready. I'm so ready.

77
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Oh, my... Oh, what... Uh...

78
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That's not what I wanted.

79
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Wow, what a beautiful pie.

80
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<i>- Hi.
- Hello.</i>

81
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Who the hell is it?

82
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<i>It's me, Daddy.</i>

83
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- You're on a video chat. Yeah.
- It's a video chat.

84
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What're you doing on TV?

85
00:05:08,216 --> 00:05:09,843
- Maybe you need, like, a doctor?
- No. No.

86
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- Need some ointment or something... Oh.
- Shut up.

87
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Let's go upstairs
and see your grandson, huh?

88
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- We made this pie for him.
- Yeah. It's really hot.

89
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She did
such a good job.

90
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<i>- Where are you?
- I'm right here.</i>

91
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<i>No, not you.
I'm talking to them.</i>

92
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We're going upstairs, Mom.

93
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And Jason's gonna be surprised.

94
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- Just wait.
- Just wait.

95
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<i>- Who's Jason?
- Jason's your grandson, honey.</i>

96
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<i>What channel is this?</i>

97
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Hmm.

98
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Oh! What is that?

99
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{\an8}What?

100
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Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. Yeah.

101
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Honey.

102
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We have a surprise for you.

103
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- Jason?
- Jason.

104
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<i>Girl's got a prophylactic
in her mouth.</i>

105
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Hold on, Mom. I'm not dressed.

106
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Are you choking on the...

107
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Jason Sawyer, open this door!

108
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Sorry, Mom,
I got a charley horse in my leg.

109
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Can you bring me the banana

110
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for the potassium?

111
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Okay.

112
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I love you very much.

113
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But, uh, you gotta go.

114
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Okay. Bye.

115
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- Jason Sawyer!
- Sorry, Mom.

116
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That damned charley horse.

117
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Meemaw and Peepaw saw your penis.

118
00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,084
No. Not yet. Ow!

119
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You're so smart and gorgeous.

120
00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,922
- Now?
- Not yet. I'll tell you when.

121
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Just a little higher.

122
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- You're my princess.
- Rub softer but faster.

123
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Smash that pussy now! Now!

124
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I cherish you. I cherish you.

125
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- Fuck yeah.
- Yeah.

126
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We are the greatest couple ever.

127
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No one has sex like we do.

128
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I mean, I've never had sex like this,
but you're my first, so I don't know.

129
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Hey.

130
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I showed you that you're in my
lobster poems I wrote about you, right?

131
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Yeah, but, like, how amazing?

132
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Like, oh, I don't know...

133
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Better than the other girls?

134
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You're doing it again.

135
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I'm not jealous. I'm just asking.

136
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Yeah. It starts with asking
and then you spiral.

137
00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,854
Are you filming us?

138
00:08:08,981 --> 00:08:11,483
You little shit!
That is a total violation.

139
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Not cool, Keenan.

140
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You respect my boundaries,
you little shit!

141
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Get back here! Give me that phone!

142
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You will learn
about emotional intelligence.

143
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Delete that video!
The framing isn't even good!

144
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Again? Really?

145
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- Kayla!
- Oops. Sorry. Love you.

146
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Who the fuck is Monica?

147
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<i>I do not shrink
from this responsibility.</i>

148
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<i>I welcome it.</i>

149
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<i>I do not believe that any of us...</i>

150
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<i>The energy, the faith, the devotion...</i>

151
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,576
<i>- Here we go.
- ...which we bring to this endeavor...</i>

152
00:09:02,659 --> 00:09:05,037
<i>- Oh, yeah.
- ...will light our country and all...</i>

153
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,371
Bring it home now.

154
00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:10,876
<i>{\an8}And the glow from that fire
can truly light the world.</i>

155
00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,878
<i>And so, my fellow Americans,</i>

156
00:09:12,961 --> 00:09:17,090
<i>ask not what your country
can do for you...</i>

157
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,886
<i>...ask what you can do for your country.</i>

158
00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:24,056
<i>You can ring my bell</i>

159
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<i>Ring my bell</i>

160
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,770
<i>You can ring my bell</i>

161
00:09:33,732 --> 00:09:36,151
- Principal Shankman.
- Stephanie.

162
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,278
Whoo!

163
00:09:38,362 --> 00:09:40,238
Been waitin' for you.

164
00:09:41,073 --> 00:09:42,491
That outfit's amazing.

165
00:09:42,574 --> 00:09:45,577
I'm glad you reconsidered,
decided to take me up on my offer.

166
00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:47,996
- Strip, slave.
- Kinky.

167
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,332
- You like that?
- I like it. I like it.

168
00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:52,417
- Are you excited?
- Oh, yes, Mistress.

169
00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,628
- Handcuffs.
- Handcuffs, yeah.

170
00:09:55,921 --> 00:09:58,006
- Is that a whip?
- Yes, it is.

171
00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:04,221
- See, it's an app.
- Oh.

172
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,265
- It's for S and M freaks like you.
- I like it.

173
00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:07,349
I don't really understand it but...

174
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,892
Yeah, 'cause you're fucking stupid.

175
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,769
You know, can you do
the mommy thing again?

176
00:10:10,852 --> 00:10:12,896
The kids at school are gonna love that.

177
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,398
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Are you filming me?

178
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,484
Fuck, yeah. See, I've had it with you,
Principal Shankman,

179
00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,153
hitting on me and the other girls.
It's gross.

180
00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:23,198
And I really don't want your pervy,
sexual harassing ass around

181
00:10:23,282 --> 00:10:24,449
for my senior year, so...

182
00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:26,451
Welcome to your retirement party.

183
00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:28,078
Young lady, take the handcuffs off.

184
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,580
Oh, no, no, no.

185
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,040
See, I'm in charge now,
you creepy fuck.

186
00:10:32,124 --> 00:10:34,001
Retire or this video goes viral.

187
00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:36,753
So, take the weekend,
think about what you've done.

188
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,548
And I hope this teaches you
a very valuable lesson.

189
00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:43,468
Never, ever fuck with a Stifler.

190
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:48,932
- Stephanie!
- Bye!

191
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,393
Stifler! Stifler!

192
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,478
You're in big trouble.

193
00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:55,647
I'm in bigger trouble.

194
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:57,899
Are you
fucking kidding me?

195
00:10:57,983 --> 00:11:01,194
You choked on a blowjob condom
and you don't even get slammed?

196
00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:03,071
It's called a dental dam.

197
00:11:03,155 --> 00:11:04,323
Why does no one know this?

198
00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,575
Okay. So you use
a dental dam for safety,

199
00:11:06,658 --> 00:11:09,620
but you still fell out of a window
and you did not get laid.

200
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,413
Yeah, I get it. I messed up.

201
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,290
I'm sorry if I wanted my first time

202
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,709
to be both safe and beautiful, okay?

203
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,794
- Come on.
- Sex isn't supposed to be beautiful.

204
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,672
It's supposed to be hot
and dirty and hungry!

205
00:11:20,756 --> 00:11:22,925
I am going to do it
and it is going to be beautiful, okay.

206
00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:24,801
Tough love time, Annie.
Your boyfriend's a total bro-bag.

207
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,803
- Yeah.
- Jason is not a bro-bag.

208
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,640
I didn't wanna say it,
but he is the basic of all bros.

209
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,724
- I'm sorry.
- Guys!

210
00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:33,393
We're supposed to be having fun
and fuckin' celebrating our youth!

211
00:11:33,477 --> 00:11:35,771
Senior year, bitches!

212
00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:40,734
Back to school party!

213
00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:55,749
Students of East Great Falls!

214
00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:58,585
Welcome to the annual
Back To School Party!

215
00:12:02,673 --> 00:12:06,718
And on Monday we go back to the bullshit
banality of high school life.

216
00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:08,470
But today, the sun is out!

217
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,347
The booze is flowing!

218
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:14,226
And we're teenagers
prone to bad decisions!

219
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,770
Yeah!

220
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:30,033
Ah! Drink it down!

221
00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:34,538
East Great Falls!

222
00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:39,751
Hey, girl.

223
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,297
What's good, Stifler?

224
00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:46,008
Brett McCormick.

225
00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:47,968
At a party and still conscious.
Good for you.

226
00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:49,344
You know, Stifler, I hear things.

227
00:12:49,428 --> 00:12:52,097
You've got the reputation
of being the bang of the century.

228
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:54,099
Feels like I'm missing out.

229
00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:55,976
You know, that's a real
panty-dropper, McCormick.

230
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,352
I'll tell you what.

231
00:12:57,436 --> 00:12:59,521
Not today. Not tomorrow.

232
00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:00,814
Not if you were the last man on Earth.

233
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:03,150
Not if I even loved
the reek of Axe body spray.

234
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:05,485
Not if I didn't already know
you have a itty-bitty little dick.

235
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:07,154
- That's not...
- No, see, I hear things, too.

236
00:13:07,237 --> 00:13:09,906
So don't try to be clever.
That would just be really bad for you.

237
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,576
Just don't throw up anywhere
or do any nonconsensual groping.

238
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,952
That's your job for today.

239
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,495
I believe in you.

240
00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:20,375
They're my feelings.

241
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,586
You're being ridiculous! Okay?

242
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:24,755
You hacked my phone.

243
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,883
Okay, so I hacked my boyfriend's phone.

244
00:13:27,966 --> 00:13:29,801
Everybody does it, by the way.

245
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:31,762
Am I right, ladies? Yes, okay?

246
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,139
And I see some thirsty bitch
hitting on you.

247
00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:37,517
For the last time,
that thirsty bitch is my cousin.

248
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:39,519
Are you telling me
people don't fuck their cousins?

249
00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:42,564
Because it happens.
Their kids have tails.

250
00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:45,108
And she asked if
you've been working out?

251
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,194
Because she's my physical therapist.

252
00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,029
She helped me
when I blew out my knee last year.

253
00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:50,948
Wait. I vaguely remember this.

254
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,451
Yeah, and you texted her
and you told her I have an STD!

255
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,370
Yeah, I wanted her
to stay away from you.

256
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,873
Yeah, well, she called my mom
and now my mom thinks I have syphilis.

257
00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:02,000
Well, she's gonna
be so relieved

258
00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:04,378
when she finds out you don't. Okay?

259
00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:06,630
You know, that can lead to
madness if not treated.

260
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,714
Kayla!

261
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:08,882
I'm breaking up with you.

262
00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:12,052
Tim. I love you.

263
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,557
Is this a joke?

264
00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:19,768
We're in love, stupid!

265
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:22,562
Hey, sweetie. You... You okay?

266
00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:23,772
Oh, that?

267
00:14:23,855 --> 00:14:26,775
Yeah. We just break up
so that we can make up.

268
00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:28,318
Yeah, it's just a little speed bump.

269
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,195
Oh! You guys wanna go get fucked up?

270
00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:31,363
Let's go.

271
00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,865
- Oh.
- Okay. Whatever you want.

272
00:14:33,949 --> 00:14:35,450
That's concerning.

273
00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:36,618
Tequila!

274
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:42,291
<i>- Hey, hey!
- Hey!</i>

275
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:43,875
<i>Annie, what's... What's up?</i>

276
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:47,838
I'm at this stupid party
and I was just missing you.

277
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,965
Oh, okay.

278
00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:51,258
<i>That's good.</i>

279
00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:52,926
That's real good.

280
00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:55,721
In my mouth next time. Okay.

281
00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:58,140
Whoa!

282
00:14:58,223 --> 00:15:00,309
<i>I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.</i>

283
00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,144
Oh, okay. Well, I love...

284
00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:04,605
You.

285
00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:07,399
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm there.

286
00:15:11,403 --> 00:15:13,238
Oh, you might wanna... Okay.

287
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,491
How we doin'?

288
00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:19,995
My sex-starved boyfriend
is surrounded by a bunch of college thots,

289
00:15:20,078 --> 00:15:22,998
and I'm the only 17-year-old
virgin in history!

290
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:24,249
You are the lucky one.

291
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,127
Ignorance is bliss,
my virginal friend.

292
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,504
It could be days before
Tim and I are back together.

293
00:15:29,588 --> 00:15:31,840
None of us need a man
to have a healthy sex life.

294
00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:36,678
I am learning that technology has given us
incredible innovations in self-pleasure.

295
00:15:36,762 --> 00:15:39,389
And, like, whatever you're into.
External, internal,

296
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:43,852
dildos, rabbits, wands, vibrators,
remote-controlled butt plugs, anal beads,

297
00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:45,520
- Ben Wa balls...
- Ben Wa balls?

298
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:50,025
Oh, yeah. I have two in right now.
It is a very specific sensation.

299
00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:51,985
Ooh! Yeah.

300
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:55,530
They're amazing.

301
00:15:55,614 --> 00:15:58,116
The knowledge that you have
something in your vagina

302
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,409
is very unsettling to me.

303
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:00,702
That is my whole point.

304
00:16:00,786 --> 00:16:03,163
I would argue that you could use
some unsettling experimentation, Annie.

305
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,457
Do you have a toy?

306
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,625
We don't...

307
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,085
I don't do that.

308
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,504
Why does she hate you?

309
00:16:10,796 --> 00:16:13,590
Guys, we're all lacking
something in the romance area.

310
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:16,969
But I feel like, we gotta figure
this shit out. Like, it's our senior year.

311
00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:18,595
What do you mean?

312
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,515
- Goal-setting.
- Okay, but what goals?

313
00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:25,060
Oh. For you, you need a guy
who appreciates your sense of humor

314
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,645
and doesn't take things so personally.

315
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:30,065
Maybe someone who's less emotional.

316
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:31,483
Yeah, like, someone, like, way less woke.

317
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:32,859
Not a guy who wants
to make sweet love.

318
00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:34,403
You need a guy who wants
to fuck, you know?

319
00:16:34,945 --> 00:16:36,113
Oh, my God!

320
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,615
- I do need someone who wants to fuck!
- There you go.

321
00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:40,284
Okay, my turn, my turn. Do me.

322
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,744
Oh. Yeah, that's pretty simple.
You need someone smart.

323
00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:44,246
Yeah, you need someone
who understands you,

324
00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:47,457
who would like social consciousness,
but also like integrity.

325
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,959
Mmm. Yeah, like, someone a little kinky.

326
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,420
I like it. Okay. What about Steph?

327
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:54,548
Me? Oh, I am so good.

328
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:57,718
Oh, sweetie, sorry,
but you need some serious work.

329
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,386
What? Excuse me?

330
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:01,888
- What exactly do I need?
- Annie, take it.

331
00:17:01,972 --> 00:17:03,682
- A nice guy.
- Mmm.

332
00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:08,103
Someone who wants to be around you
and buys thoughtful presents

333
00:17:08,186 --> 00:17:09,938
and asks about your day.

334
00:17:16,694 --> 00:17:18,654
Okay. What about Annie?

335
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:21,283
Um, to have sex with the man I love.

336
00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:23,410
Guys, these goals are totally attainable.

337
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,162
- But we need a deadline.
- Homecoming.

338
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,997
About a month away,
and it has the perfect theme.

339
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,123
Theme?

340
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,334
Your lack of school spirit
is truly disheartening.

341
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,252
Ladies, come on. It's a MORP dance.

342
00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:33,378
"Prom" spelled backwards.

343
00:17:33,462 --> 00:17:36,006
We switch all the conventions,
and most importantly,

344
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,174
- girls ask guys.
- Okay.

345
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,886
Rule one, set a goal
to fix our romantic lives.

346
00:17:40,969 --> 00:17:43,305
Rule number two,
we support our fellow women.

347
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,391
Three, we are all
accountability partners.

348
00:17:46,475 --> 00:17:48,310
And we won't let each other
get away with our usual shit.

349
00:17:48,393 --> 00:17:49,394
- Okay.
- Yes. Yes.

350
00:17:49,478 --> 00:17:52,189
- And rule four, deadline is homecoming.
- Mmm.

351
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,482
- The MORP dance.
- Mmm-hmm.

352
00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:55,817
Wait, but I don't like that it's rules.

353
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:57,069
Makes it sound like a competition.

354
00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:58,445
Well, everything is a competition.

355
00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:00,781
It's not, though. It's a pact, so...

356
00:18:00,864 --> 00:18:02,115
Ooh, a pact. Okay.

357
00:18:02,199 --> 00:18:05,494
Well, ladies, please raise your glasses
to The Girls' Rules.

358
00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:07,162
- Yes!
- Cheers.

359
00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:09,248
<i>{\an8}We have a pact!</i>

360
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,875
<i>Call it classic
Reach out and grab it</i>

361
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,919
<i>Super massive
Pulls like a magnet</i>

362
00:18:16,088 --> 00:18:19,675
<i>{\an8}Jumping straight out the box
You got me like whoa</i>

363
00:18:21,218 --> 00:18:24,137
<i>Well, hello
Got, got, got me like whoa</i>

364
00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:28,433
<i>Well, hello
Got, got, got me like whoa</i>

365
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:29,935
<i>Well, hello</i>

366
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,857
Okay, we start today.

367
00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:37,901
We're getting what we want,
and if anybody doesn't like it,

368
00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:39,278
they can eat a bag of dicks.

369
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:43,323
Kind of feel like we're Charlie's Angels,
but not the Drew Barrymore one.

370
00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:45,325
The older one where no one wore bras.

371
00:18:45,409 --> 00:18:46,410
Nice.

372
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,455
<i>I'm attracted
I gotta have it</i>

373
00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:52,749
<i>Super massive
Pulls like a magnet</i>

374
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,628
Not to ruin this badass moment
of female empowerment,

375
00:18:56,712 --> 00:19:00,465
but look at our choices.

376
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:04,011
You're right.
We've known these rats since elementary.

377
00:19:04,094 --> 00:19:05,804
You really think
we go to school with the perfect guy

378
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:06,888
and just haven't noticed?

379
00:19:06,972 --> 00:19:08,098
Oh, I think exactly that.

380
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,933
Look, there's over 500 guys
at East Great Falls.

381
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,894
The guy you might be looking for
might be right under your oyster.

382
00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:14,062
Or at Michigan State.

383
00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:16,148
Okay, ironically,
I think that Annie out of all of us

384
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:17,858
will probably benefit
the most from our pact.

385
00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:19,359
- Yeah?
- Especially the part

386
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,194
- where we call on her bullshit.
- What bullshit?

387
00:19:21,278 --> 00:19:23,780
Okay. You wanna lose it
to Jason the D-bag?

388
00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:24,948
Here's an idea.

389
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,242
Get your ass down to Michigan State
and fuck his little brains out.

390
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:29,536
Seems simple, yet here you are.

391
00:19:31,788 --> 00:19:32,789
That was harsh.

392
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:35,042
Yeah, rule three,
accountability partner!

393
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,293
Jason's busy.

394
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,669
I'm trying to plan a trip there,

395
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:40,422
but with his school schedule,
we barely even get time to talk.

396
00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:41,924
- Yeah.
- So sad.

397
00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:44,176
Oh.

398
00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:45,344
<i>Adiós, mofos.</i>

399
00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:49,765
In the meantime,
I suggest we start training.

400
00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:52,559
In order to enjoy sex,
you need to know what you like, right?

401
00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:54,144
What're you thinking?

402
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,688
I'm thinking that
we do a shopping trip.

403
00:19:58,148 --> 00:19:59,316
Oh, gotta go. Gonna be late.

404
00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:03,195
Whoa.

405
00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:05,697
Shit. Shit. Shit.

406
00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:13,705
<i>You can ring my bell
Ring my bell...</i>

407
00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:26,051
Oh.

408
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,553
- Oh, my God.
- Hey.

409
00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:31,723
Are you okay? That looked really painful.

410
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:34,685
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
No, I'm great. I, um... I just...

411
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,687
I was late for class.
It's a little schedule blunder.

412
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,397
It's a pre-calc.
It should've said calc calc.

413
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,564
Hence, the running.

414
00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:42,526
But you look lost,
and as Student Council Vice President,

415
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,944
it's actually my obligation to help you.

416
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:45,737
Hi. I'm Michelle.

417
00:20:46,905 --> 00:20:49,408
And I'm trying really hard
to hide my growing anxiety

418
00:20:49,491 --> 00:20:51,535
about being late for class.

419
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,412
I'm Grant. Just moved here.

420
00:20:53,495 --> 00:20:55,038
Totally lost.

421
00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:57,374
And amused at your growing anxiety.

422
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,500
But you're in luck.

423
00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:00,043
I am also on the way to calculus.

424
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:02,713
I'd be more than happy
to report how you selflessly helped me,

425
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,089
even though it made you late.

426
00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:07,009
And I'll be sure to leave out
the part about you, you know,

427
00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:08,260
face-slamming a door.

428
00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:15,225
Is that a Ben Wa ball?

429
00:21:15,892 --> 00:21:17,185
Yeah.

430
00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:22,065
- Three second rule.
- Okay.

431
00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:23,942
- Should we go?
- Yeah.

432
00:21:26,361 --> 00:21:29,531
A sweet treat for my sweet treat.

433
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,409
What're you doing?
We broke up. Remember?

434
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,411
We had a little squabble.

435
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,204
Pumpkin spice or mocha?

436
00:21:36,288 --> 00:21:37,998
This is real. It's over.

437
00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:40,167
You're just not my lobster.

438
00:21:53,305 --> 00:21:54,556
Mind if I join you?

439
00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:01,438
Look. I know this is not
in any way my business,

440
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,565
but I couldn't help but overhear.

441
00:22:03,649 --> 00:22:05,108
Oh, God.

442
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:06,985
Yeah, it's pretty uncomfy.

443
00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:10,739
But I figured it might be a less pathetic
moment if you weren't sitting alone

444
00:22:10,822 --> 00:22:13,825
while your ex is still watching.

445
00:22:14,493 --> 00:22:16,161
You really wanna drive him nuts?

446
00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:18,121
Pass me that delicious pumpkin spice.

447
00:22:20,624 --> 00:22:22,542
- Who are you?
- I'm Grant.

448
00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:24,044
I'm cheering you up.

449
00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:27,256
- You're trying to steal my coffee.
- That's just an added bonus.

450
00:22:31,802 --> 00:22:34,554
- I'm Kayla.
- Nice to meet you, Kayla.

451
00:22:34,638 --> 00:22:35,639
Mmm.

452
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,726
Why'd you give me the mocha one?

453
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,478
You think I'm just gonna
give you pumpkin spice?

454
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,522
This shit is seasonal
and I don't even know you.

455
00:22:44,189 --> 00:22:45,190
Touché.

456
00:22:47,609 --> 00:22:48,860
<i>Yeah</i>

457
00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:58,912
<i>Let everyone know
That the girls run the show</i>

458
00:23:00,163 --> 00:23:02,708
Who wants some? Yeah!

459
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:06,336
<i>The lights are down low
Raise the curtain and go</i>

460
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,672
<i>It's our big night
Hey</i>

461
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,632
<i>Our big night
Ho</i>

462
00:23:10,716 --> 00:23:12,509
Who the fuck is that?

463
00:23:12,593 --> 00:23:13,760
Who's the fresh meat?

464
00:23:13,844 --> 00:23:15,012
Yeah, look at that snack.

465
00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,263
Nice dick!

466
00:23:16,346 --> 00:23:17,889
You spooked him. Ball!

467
00:23:18,557 --> 00:23:20,517
- No way. He's too far.
- 20 bucks.

468
00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:22,060
- I want some of that.
- You're on.

469
00:23:22,144 --> 00:23:23,395
Go on, give me some space.

470
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:30,193
Wait for it.

471
00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:34,323
- Fuck, yeah!
- Oh shit!

472
00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:35,866
- I can't believe she actually made that.
- He might be dead.

473
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:39,578
- You killed the snack!
- Venmo me, motherfuckers!

474
00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:43,123
<i>Girls run this
Girls run this show</i>

475
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:48,921
Oh, my God, I... I am so sorry.

476
00:23:50,505 --> 00:23:51,757
Are you okay?

477
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,052
Oh, I think so.

478
00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,178
Whoa.

479
00:23:56,261 --> 00:23:59,932
- You good?
- Yeah, I think so.

480
00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:02,935
Um, I'm Stephanie. Stephanie Stifler.

481
00:24:03,018 --> 00:24:04,186
I'm Grant.

482
00:24:04,269 --> 00:24:06,772
Uh, your hands are so soft.

483
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:10,400
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

484
00:24:10,484 --> 00:24:12,694
I'm looking for
the boys' lacrosse practice.

485
00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,071
Oh.

486
00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:16,490
The boys' practice is on the east field.

487
00:24:16,573 --> 00:24:19,284
- Yeah, I'll walk you.
- Uh, it's... It's okay.

488
00:24:21,954 --> 00:24:24,373
- Nice goal, by the way.
- It was good, right?

489
00:24:27,709 --> 00:24:29,044
You will be mine.

490
00:24:35,092 --> 00:24:36,677
Come on.

491
00:24:37,177 --> 00:24:38,470
Oh, my God.

492
00:24:38,553 --> 00:24:40,639
I am very uncomfortable right now.

493
00:24:40,722 --> 00:24:43,850
Okay. Annie, let's just
take a deep breath and calm down

494
00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:45,560
and realize that this is just a store.

495
00:24:45,644 --> 00:24:48,522
There's nothing weird or wrong
or dirty about this place.

496
00:24:48,605 --> 00:24:50,232
- You come here a lot?
- Michelle.

497
00:24:50,315 --> 00:24:51,358
- Hey, Rose.
- I guess so.

498
00:24:51,441 --> 00:24:53,610
The new VJ-VAX just came out.

499
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:56,488
Girl, it's great for your nipples,
your tongue,

500
00:24:56,571 --> 00:24:58,490
your clitoris, any sphincter...

501
00:24:58,573 --> 00:25:00,826
She's naming so many
different body part words.

502
00:25:00,909 --> 00:25:02,327
Poor thing. You're still allowing yourself

503
00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:04,538
- to be clit-blocked by the patriarchy.
- Mmm-hmm.

504
00:25:04,621 --> 00:25:07,165
I'm so sorry.
Did I hear you say the VJ-VAX came in?

505
00:25:07,249 --> 00:25:08,333
I've just heard amazing things.

506
00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:09,501
They're all true.

507
00:25:09,585 --> 00:25:10,961
Oh, can I get a demonstration?

508
00:25:12,671 --> 00:25:14,506
- Okay. Come on.
- Oh, no.

509
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,011
Oh, dear God.

510
00:25:19,094 --> 00:25:20,846
Welcome to
your sexual awakening.

511
00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:23,265
{\an8}Somewhere on this wall
lies the access point to your orgasm.

512
00:25:23,348 --> 00:25:25,934
But, to pick the right toy,
I do need a little bit of information.

513
00:25:26,018 --> 00:25:27,519
Are you an innie or an outie?

514
00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:28,645
Am I what?

515
00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:30,772
Okay.

516
00:25:30,856 --> 00:25:33,984
Why don't we use
this rubber vagina as a visual aid?

517
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,486
- That's a return, but we cleaned it.
- Thanks, Rose.

518
00:25:36,570 --> 00:25:37,904
Okay, do you like this,

519
00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:39,573
- or do you like this?
- A.

520
00:25:39,656 --> 00:25:41,867
I'll... I'll... I'll just pick Option A.

521
00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:43,327
Well, that makes a lot of sense.

522
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,370
Most women orgasm
through clitoral stimulation.

523
00:25:45,454 --> 00:25:46,914
- Okay.
- Actually, did you know that

524
00:25:46,997 --> 00:25:50,834
75% of women never orgasm
through intercourse alone? It's a fact.

525
00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:52,294
I'm sorry, ladies, could you just...

526
00:25:52,377 --> 00:25:53,503
You're blocking the good stuff.

527
00:25:53,587 --> 00:25:55,088
- Oh, sorry.
- Ooh!

528
00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:57,549
How about this guy?

529
00:25:57,633 --> 00:26:00,010
Hello. How are you?

530
00:26:00,719 --> 00:26:02,429
Aw, sweet baby bird.

531
00:26:02,512 --> 00:26:04,264
Let me guess. Is this your first toy?

532
00:26:04,348 --> 00:26:06,099
Yes, it is her first toy.

533
00:26:06,183 --> 00:26:08,810
That is such a special day
in a woman's life.

534
00:26:09,144 --> 00:26:10,771
Oh, sweetheart.

535
00:26:10,854 --> 00:26:13,106
I remember my first
like it was yesterday.

536
00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:14,733
The Muscle Massager 5000.

537
00:26:15,317 --> 00:26:16,777
{\an8}Still a bestseller.

538
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:19,029
Mmm, that thing was squirt-tastic.

539
00:26:20,072 --> 00:26:23,951
{\an8}But nothing compares
to this gem right here.

540
00:26:24,993 --> 00:26:27,454
Three vibrating stimulators,

541
00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:30,707
curved tip to help you
find that elusive G-spot.

542
00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:32,584
Spoiler alert, it's in the front.

543
00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,670
There's a rabbit
for your itty-bitty clitty.

544
00:26:34,753 --> 00:26:37,089
And if you pee a little bit,
don't worry, it's waterproof.

545
00:26:37,172 --> 00:26:40,217
I mean, it is a beautiful time
to be alive, ladies. Am I right?

546
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,426
- Yeah.
- Right.

547
00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:43,971
Wait. Call off the dogs.
The search is off.

548
00:26:44,054 --> 00:26:45,305
I found it.

549
00:26:45,847 --> 00:26:48,225
These black lacy panties are perfect.

550
00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:50,310
They're discreet. They're non-invasive.

551
00:26:50,394 --> 00:26:51,895
I agree. Those are perfect.

552
00:26:51,979 --> 00:26:55,315
And I'm so excited for the journey
that you're about to embark on.

553
00:26:55,732 --> 00:26:58,652
Godspeed, little bird. Godspeed.

554
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:02,656
Wow.

555
00:27:02,739 --> 00:27:04,241
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

556
00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:06,451
- What? Relax.
- Relax?

557
00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:09,204
That super-weird
but strangely helpful woman

558
00:27:09,288 --> 00:27:11,415
just picked out
a vibrating undergarment for me.

559
00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:13,083
She's not weird. She's a goddess.

560
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,711
And who cares?
You're never gonna see her again.

561
00:27:15,794 --> 00:27:17,045
Let's go.

562
00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:20,507
Oh.

563
00:27:20,591 --> 00:27:22,593
- Hey, honey.
- Hey, Dad.

564
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:25,262
- Big test. Gotta study.
- You have a test already?

565
00:27:27,806 --> 00:27:28,807
Wow.

566
00:27:28,932 --> 00:27:31,768
Must be some kind of
accelerated school.

567
00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:01,798
Oh, my God.

568
00:28:06,345 --> 00:28:07,346
Hi.

569
00:28:07,429 --> 00:28:10,515
Uh, I just moved in next door
and I wanted to introduce myself.

570
00:28:10,599 --> 00:28:14,603
I'm Ellen and...
Oh, come here, hon. This is my son, Grant.

571
00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:16,271
I made you a pie.

572
00:28:18,148 --> 00:28:19,983
- Come in.
- Thank you.

573
00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:22,986
<i>Babe, I... I got...
I gotta get to class.</i>

574
00:28:23,445 --> 00:28:26,198
You don't have time to knock one out?

575
00:28:26,281 --> 00:28:28,909
<i>Are you... Are you saying
you wanna have cybersex?</i>

576
00:28:28,992 --> 00:28:31,119
Because, uh, yeah, that would...

577
00:28:31,203 --> 00:28:32,996
That would... That would be dope.

578
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,250
I bought something for us.

579
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,878
So I just thought I'd make this
for you and your... Your wife.

580
00:28:39,962 --> 00:28:41,505
No wife, sadly. Divorced.

581
00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:44,091
- It's just me and my daughter.
- What a coincidence.

582
00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:46,385
- Me, too.
- Oh.

583
00:28:46,593 --> 00:28:48,804
What do ya say
we dig into this delicious pie?

584
00:28:48,887 --> 00:28:49,888
Apple?

585
00:28:50,138 --> 00:28:51,139
Cherry.

586
00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:52,224
Mmm.

587
00:28:52,391 --> 00:28:53,642
Still hot.

588
00:28:54,726 --> 00:28:56,979
Oh, come on. Oh, you gotta...
You gotta show me.

589
00:28:57,062 --> 00:28:58,605
You gotta show me. Please?

590
00:28:58,689 --> 00:29:00,023
Please.

591
00:29:00,107 --> 00:29:01,441
<i>Okay. Just a peek.</i>

592
00:29:02,985 --> 00:29:04,444
Oh, damn it!

593
00:29:04,528 --> 00:29:07,281
Ugh! Uh, my Wi-Fi sucks.

594
00:29:07,364 --> 00:29:11,577
Okay, all you need to know is
that they're tiny and lacy,

595
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:14,371
and they have a remote control.

596
00:29:15,497 --> 00:29:17,791
You control your panties with that?

597
00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:21,878
<i>Oh, nice. Oh, you got...
Turn it on. Mmm-hmm.</i>

598
00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:28,760
- Oh, wow.
- Oh.

599
00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:30,262
It's so good.

600
00:29:30,345 --> 00:29:32,055
That is so good.

601
00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:34,141
Mmm.

602
00:29:34,224 --> 00:29:35,684
I'm so glad that you like it.

603
00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:39,521
Oh, I like it. I like it a lot.

604
00:29:40,856 --> 00:29:42,107
Oh, shit.

605
00:29:42,190 --> 00:29:44,443
Oh, I've never heard you cuss before.

606
00:29:45,068 --> 00:29:46,987
I like it. Can you...
Can you cuss again?

607
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:49,406
Holy fuck.

608
00:29:54,786 --> 00:29:55,829
Mmm.

609
00:29:55,913 --> 00:29:56,914
Hmm.

610
00:29:56,997 --> 00:30:01,376
So, Kevin,
how long have you been divorced?

611
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,544
Long time.

612
00:30:05,088 --> 00:30:07,925
Such a long time.

613
00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:11,386
Okay. You know, this has been great,
but I have a big test tomorrow.

614
00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:12,888
- I gotta go study for it, so...
- Oh.

615
00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:16,058
I bet Annie's studying
for the same test.

616
00:30:16,141 --> 00:30:17,976
Whoo.

617
00:30:18,644 --> 00:30:20,604
Okay. Whoa.

618
00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:22,773
- Oh, shit.
- Fantastic.

619
00:30:22,898 --> 00:30:24,483
You go to East Great Falls?

620
00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:27,277
Actually we both do.
I'm the new principal.

621
00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:28,695
Huh.

622
00:30:28,779 --> 00:30:29,780
No way.

623
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:30,864
You know what?

624
00:30:31,406 --> 00:30:34,243
Annie loves a surprise.
We should go up and say hi to her.

625
00:30:34,326 --> 00:30:35,911
Holy fuck.

626
00:30:35,994 --> 00:30:36,995
Whoo!

627
00:30:37,162 --> 00:30:38,163
Oh, shit.

628
00:30:38,747 --> 00:30:39,915
Oh, I'm gonna pop.

629
00:30:39,998 --> 00:30:41,416
Hey, honey, you busy?

630
00:30:42,459 --> 00:30:44,127
No! Hey!

631
00:30:44,211 --> 00:30:46,296
- Just... Just chillin'.
- Well, great.

632
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:49,174
Because I want to
introduce you to your new principal.

633
00:30:49,258 --> 00:30:50,550
This is Miss Fisher.

634
00:30:52,094 --> 00:30:53,845
- Huh.
- Hi.

635
00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:55,430
I'm gonna pop!

636
00:30:55,514 --> 00:30:58,100
<i>Oh, I'm popping! I'm popping!</i>

637
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,810
<i>- Oh, I'm gonna pop.
- It's been giving me trouble all day.</i>

638
00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,645
Just noises coming out of there.

639
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,898
You know, funny story.
Annie and I have actually already met.

640
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,942
- At the library.
- Oh, yeah.

641
00:31:07,025 --> 00:31:10,279
<i>I was checking out Moby Dick
and she had a cute little romance novel.</i>

642
00:31:10,362 --> 00:31:11,488
How is that going for you?

643
00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:14,074
It's so good.

644
00:31:14,157 --> 00:31:15,325
- Good to hear.
- Yeah.

645
00:31:15,409 --> 00:31:18,245
You know, I wanna introduce you
to my son, Grant.

646
00:31:18,328 --> 00:31:19,830
Isn't he handsome?

647
00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:22,124
Nice to meet you.

648
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:25,460
- Oh...
- I'm Grant. Nice to meet you, too.

649
00:31:27,379 --> 00:31:29,464
You guys hear that?
It's like a hum...

650
00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:31,383
Mmm...

651
00:31:31,842 --> 00:31:33,885
No, I'm not... I don't...
I don't hear anything.

652
00:31:36,471 --> 00:31:38,390
Annie. You okay?

653
00:31:38,473 --> 00:31:40,851
- Oh, I'm...
- You know what I think would be good?

654
00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,853
I think it would be great
if we went downstairs

655
00:31:42,936 --> 00:31:44,980
- and got Annie a hot piece of pie.
- Oh!

656
00:31:45,063 --> 00:31:46,481
Oh, God, yes!

657
00:31:46,565 --> 00:31:50,235
Great. You know, sometimes a girl
just needs something simple.

658
00:31:50,319 --> 00:31:51,528
Am I right, honey?

659
00:31:51,612 --> 00:31:53,989
Here, why don't you give me a tour?
Let's start with your bedroom.

660
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:06,501
- It's very high tech.
- Mmm.

661
00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:09,880
- Nice to meet you, Annie.
- Mmm-hmm.

662
00:32:10,547 --> 00:32:11,548
Yeah.

663
00:32:18,555 --> 00:32:21,516
<i>This year's
Homecoming theme is so exciting.</i>

664
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:26,605
<i>So come as you dream,
because we are having a Pajama Party...</i>

665
00:32:26,688 --> 00:32:27,856
{\an8}MORP! Whoop whoop!

666
00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:29,608
That's "prom" spelled backwards.

667
00:32:29,691 --> 00:32:33,111
<i>Uh, instead of tuxedos and gowns,
put on your PJs and onesies!</i>

668
00:32:33,195 --> 00:32:34,446
<i>That's crazy!</i>

669
00:32:34,529 --> 00:32:37,491
Now, I have the super
important responsibility

670
00:32:37,574 --> 00:32:39,534
of introducing our new leader,

671
00:32:39,618 --> 00:32:41,828
Principal Ellen Fisher.

672
00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:44,081
<i>Aw, thanks, Emmett.</i>

673
00:32:44,289 --> 00:32:45,290
<i>Hello.</i>

674
00:32:45,374 --> 00:32:48,043
<i>I bet you're pretty surprised
to see me here in this position.</i>

675
00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:49,294
<i>- Well, guess what?
- Holy shit.</i>

676
00:32:49,378 --> 00:32:50,420
<i>I'm surprised, too.</i>

677
00:32:51,088 --> 00:32:52,422
It is her. You're right.

678
00:32:52,798 --> 00:32:53,799
I told you.

679
00:32:54,758 --> 00:32:56,677
You said I'd never see her again.

680
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,178
But I did.

681
00:32:58,595 --> 00:33:01,139
An hour later, in my bedroom,

682
00:33:01,223 --> 00:33:03,308
when I was using
a recently-purchased item.

683
00:33:04,518 --> 00:33:06,353
Ew, God. Private conversation.

684
00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:11,024
A strong, accomplished woman
who's very comfortable with her sexuality?

685
00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:13,860
She's, like, the perfect role model.

686
00:33:17,614 --> 00:33:22,035
<i>It seems that Principal Shankman
retired, rather abruptly.</i>

687
00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:25,455
<i>But I know
we all wish him very, very well.</i>

688
00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:28,417
<i>So you guys, have a great day.</i>

689
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:29,793
Go, Trademakers!

690
00:33:30,127 --> 00:33:32,212
- Uh, trailblazers.
- Trailblazers. I know.

691
00:33:32,296 --> 00:33:33,797
Go, Trailblazers!

692
00:33:39,177 --> 00:33:40,262
Hey, you.

693
00:33:40,804 --> 00:33:43,348
Hi. Kayla, right?

694
00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:47,561
I got your favorite.

695
00:33:47,811 --> 00:33:49,896
Wow! Thank you. Mmm.

696
00:33:50,814 --> 00:33:52,316
It really does taste like fall.

697
00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:56,403
Oh, it so does.

698
00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:58,280
- You're so funny.
- Uh...

699
00:33:58,363 --> 00:34:00,490
I'm just gonna head to class.

700
00:34:00,574 --> 00:34:02,993
Thank you, again, very much.

701
00:34:05,662 --> 00:34:06,663
Mmm.

702
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,709
Hey. Who's that guy?

703
00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:12,794
Who is, uh... Oh!

704
00:34:13,169 --> 00:34:15,213
That guy. That's Grant.

705
00:34:15,797 --> 00:34:16,798
My friend.

706
00:34:16,881 --> 00:34:18,258
My special friend.

707
00:34:18,341 --> 00:34:20,510
We just broke up three days ago.

708
00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:23,138
Tim, are you jealous?

709
00:34:23,221 --> 00:34:25,599
That is so cute.

710
00:34:25,682 --> 00:34:28,352
You know, if you ever wanted me
to drop by...

711
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:29,810
Uh...

712
00:34:29,895 --> 00:34:32,064
We're not getting back together.

713
00:34:32,189 --> 00:34:33,189
Oh.

714
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,692
Back together?
Who wants that?

715
00:34:36,902 --> 00:34:39,071
No, I'm just talking
about a little ex sex.

716
00:34:40,071 --> 00:34:41,156
Ex sex?

717
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,450
How many times
did we sneak off during lunch

718
00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:44,993
and go do it at your place?

719
00:34:45,077 --> 00:34:46,535
What's a few more?

720
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,374
Oh, I mean,
if you don't want to, I, you know...

721
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:52,751
I think I have plans
with Grant anyway. So...

722
00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:54,378
Uh, lunchtime.

723
00:34:55,044 --> 00:34:56,046
My place.

724
00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:02,678
So, you guys
getting back together?

725
00:35:03,345 --> 00:35:04,930
That's how a bad bitch does it.

726
00:35:09,893 --> 00:35:11,603
She was holding my spot. Yeah.

727
00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:15,482
Hi.

728
00:35:16,441 --> 00:35:17,609
Remember me?

729
00:35:17,693 --> 00:35:19,278
- No.
- Sure you do.

730
00:35:19,361 --> 00:35:22,281
Yesterday, your room,
you were pleasuring yourself.

731
00:35:23,657 --> 00:35:25,784
Gross, don't say it like that.

732
00:35:26,368 --> 00:35:27,703
Well, how should I say it?

733
00:35:27,786 --> 00:35:29,538
Just don't say it.

734
00:35:29,621 --> 00:35:31,248
Ever. To anyone.

735
00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:34,626
Okay. I won't.
'Cause it's nobody's business.

736
00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:35,961
- Fries, please.
- Right.

737
00:35:36,712 --> 00:35:39,423
You know what, to tell you the truth,
though, I found the whole thing kind of...

738
00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:41,425
I don't know, endearing.

739
00:35:43,927 --> 00:35:45,137
I have a boyfriend.

740
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:48,765
No, I know. I didn't get to meet him,
but he sounded really nice.

741
00:35:48,849 --> 00:35:50,475
- Eggplant taco?
- Yeah. Please. Thank you.

742
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:54,813
Look, just because you barged into my room
while I was having a private moment

743
00:35:54,896 --> 00:35:58,275
with the love of my life,
doesn't mean you know me.

744
00:35:58,358 --> 00:35:59,443
I'm sorry.

745
00:35:59,526 --> 00:36:04,323
The "I'm about to pop, I'm popping" guy,
that's the love of your life?

746
00:36:06,742 --> 00:36:09,912
I am in a mature,
committed relationship

747
00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:12,164
and if I told Jason
the things you are saying...

748
00:36:12,247 --> 00:36:14,750
Oh, you wouldn't be too happy, pal.

749
00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:17,669
Okay. Got it. Pal.

750
00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:21,924
Look, I wish you and your Internet lover
a lifetime of happiness.

751
00:36:22,966 --> 00:36:23,967
Enjoy your lunch.

752
00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:26,345
Thank you.

753
00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:32,976
You're good at talking to boys.

754
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,270
How do you start?
I'm having trouble with my opening.

755
00:36:36,772 --> 00:36:39,191
Well, the damsel-in-distress shit
usually works like a charm.

756
00:36:39,816 --> 00:36:42,486
Well, I am not doing that.

757
00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:44,071
Girl, it's amazing how dumb men can get

758
00:36:44,154 --> 00:36:46,490
when they think
we actually need them, so...

759
00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:47,699
Emmett, what up, man?

760
00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:50,077
Hello, sexy.

761
00:36:52,329 --> 00:36:54,331
Okay, why is my wet dream
hugging Emmett?

762
00:36:55,874 --> 00:36:56,875
Wait.

763
00:36:57,918 --> 00:36:59,544
You don't actually like Grant, right?

764
00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:01,004
I mean, he's not your type.

765
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,382
What could you two
possibly have in common?

766
00:37:03,465 --> 00:37:05,550
Undeniable animal magnetism, baby.

767
00:37:05,884 --> 00:37:08,470
Um, I have to go to, uh...
I have a library...

768
00:37:08,553 --> 00:37:09,763
I need to go to the... I have a book.

769
00:37:09,846 --> 00:37:11,014
I gotta... Bye. I'll see you later.

770
00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:12,808
- See ya.
- Text me.

771
00:37:12,891 --> 00:37:14,893
Mmm-hmm.
Damsel in distress.

772
00:37:14,977 --> 00:37:16,603
Damsel in distress. Damsel in distress.

773
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,480
That way.

774
00:38:02,399 --> 00:38:03,567
Oh, shit!

775
00:38:07,321 --> 00:38:08,322
Whoa!

776
00:38:08,905 --> 00:38:09,906
Ah...

777
00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:11,617
You, again.

778
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:12,784
You okay?

779
00:38:15,203 --> 00:38:16,288
{\an8}Yeah.

780
00:38:16,538 --> 00:38:17,539
Whoa.

781
00:38:17,623 --> 00:38:19,833
- Hi.
- Hi.

782
00:38:20,334 --> 00:38:24,755
I'm just so fragile and delicate.

783
00:38:25,464 --> 00:38:26,465
Okay.

784
00:38:26,548 --> 00:38:27,549
Wow.

785
00:38:28,216 --> 00:38:31,595
Your neck is very muscly.

786
00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:33,305
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.

787
00:38:33,388 --> 00:38:36,058
I think maybe we should
get you some medical attention.

788
00:38:36,141 --> 00:38:37,726
- Okay.
- Okay.

789
00:38:40,938 --> 00:38:42,230
Mind if I join you?

790
00:38:42,773 --> 00:38:43,774
Hey.

791
00:38:44,149 --> 00:38:46,818
What? Uh, no. Why?

792
00:38:46,902 --> 00:38:48,862
Oh, come on.
We don't even talk anymore.

793
00:38:48,946 --> 00:38:50,864
Yeah. Not since fifth grade,

794
00:38:50,948 --> 00:38:53,992
when you told everyone
I wet my pants at recess.

795
00:38:54,701 --> 00:38:55,744
But you did.

796
00:38:56,161 --> 00:38:57,871
No, it was a malfunctioning
water fountain.

797
00:38:57,955 --> 00:38:58,997
Oh, right. Okay.

798
00:38:59,081 --> 00:39:00,832
Look, I'm reading, all right?

799
00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:03,168
And I know this isn't a practice
you're familiar with,

800
00:39:03,252 --> 00:39:04,795
but it's a nonverbal cue

801
00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:08,173
which says I'm enjoying some
solitary time, so, maybe don't bother me.

802
00:39:08,257 --> 00:39:11,176
Okay, well I kind of feel bad about
the whole wetting-the-pants thing, now.

803
00:39:11,843 --> 00:39:12,886
Yeah, you should.

804
00:39:15,514 --> 00:39:17,307
Hey, the guy you were talking to, Grant.

805
00:39:18,267 --> 00:39:19,351
You guys friends?

806
00:39:19,601 --> 00:39:23,063
Uh, we've only been roommates at band camp
the last seven summers,

807
00:39:23,146 --> 00:39:24,147
so, uh, yeah.

808
00:39:24,231 --> 00:39:26,400
- Yeah, we're friends.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Grant's in band?

809
00:39:26,483 --> 00:39:27,484
No shit.

810
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:30,112
Yeah. He's an incredibly
talented saxophone player.

811
00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:31,488
- Boring.
- No.

812
00:39:31,571 --> 00:39:35,117
Sax is the sexiest wind instrument.
So it's not boring.

813
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,995
Okay. What are his hobbies?
What's he like?

814
00:39:38,078 --> 00:39:40,497
Okay, you haven't
spoken to me in like nine years,

815
00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:43,625
so why don't you
go ask Grant these questions?

816
00:39:43,709 --> 00:39:45,586
Okay, look, Emmett,
I'm kinda turning over a new leaf.

817
00:39:46,211 --> 00:39:49,798
I'm looking to date
a different type, someone nice.

818
00:39:49,881 --> 00:39:52,259
And anyway, my charms of seduction
don't seem to be working on him,

819
00:39:52,342 --> 00:39:54,761
so I was thinking that,
I don't know, you'd help me out.

820
00:39:54,845 --> 00:39:58,390
You want me to help trick
my good friend Grant into liking you?

821
00:39:58,765 --> 00:39:59,808
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

822
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:00,934
Hmm.

823
00:40:01,101 --> 00:40:03,979
Just so he can be another notch
on your lipstick case?

824
00:40:04,062 --> 00:40:06,773
Okay, news flash.
I don't have a lipstick case.

825
00:40:06,857 --> 00:40:08,984
And neither does anyone
under the age of 80, so...

826
00:40:09,067 --> 00:40:10,944
Look, dude, are you gonna
help me or what?

827
00:40:11,361 --> 00:40:13,113
Well, I foresee
a couple of problems.

828
00:40:13,196 --> 00:40:14,197
What?

829
00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:17,159
Well, Grant, he's got this
whole good taste thing.

830
00:40:17,242 --> 00:40:19,119
Yeah, and then...
And then there's my integrity.

831
00:40:19,202 --> 00:40:24,166
I'm reluctant to help trick
my friend into a romance with a dementor.

832
00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:27,711
What's that?

833
00:40:27,794 --> 00:40:30,422
Dark creatures that
consume human happiness.

834
00:40:30,505 --> 00:40:31,632
<i>It's from Harry Potter.</i>

835
00:40:31,715 --> 00:40:33,884
Wow, you are such a fucking nerd.

836
00:40:37,429 --> 00:40:38,722
Look, I'll give you 20 bucks.

837
00:40:40,474 --> 00:40:42,601
How dare you?
You know, this guy's a friend.

838
00:40:42,684 --> 00:40:45,020
It's $100 minimum.

839
00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,441
Better be worth it.

840
00:40:50,692 --> 00:40:52,319
Hey, I think we need a nurse.

841
00:40:52,402 --> 00:40:54,655
Injured student. Code Blue!

842
00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:55,822
Huh?

843
00:40:55,906 --> 00:40:56,907
No...

844
00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:58,825
No, no, no. No Code Blue.
I'm fine. Really, I'm fine.

845
00:40:58,909 --> 00:41:00,035
Grant, what happened? Are you okay?

846
00:41:00,118 --> 00:41:01,119
I've got this, Principal Fisher.

847
00:41:01,203 --> 00:41:02,496
Grant, put her in this chair, all right?
I'll get her to the nurse.

848
00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:04,665
- Here we go. You're good.
- No, no, no. I...

849
00:41:04,748 --> 00:41:06,041
- Hey, take good care of her.
- Good work.

850
00:41:06,124 --> 00:41:07,376
- But, uh...
- Oh, my God,

851
00:41:07,459 --> 00:41:09,086
your hair smells so beautiful.

852
00:41:10,963 --> 00:41:12,631
Seriously, it's fine.
You don't have to push me.

853
00:41:12,714 --> 00:41:14,967
No, no, no, we're not taking
any chances here, all right?

854
00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:16,760
Not with the Academic
Decathlon captain.

855
00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:18,387
We need you this weekend
against Parkway High.

856
00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:21,098
- You watch the Academic Decathlon?
- Of course.

857
00:41:21,181 --> 00:41:23,600
Are you the guy that's always
holding up signs and cheering?

858
00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:25,894
Yeah. Yeah, that's me. Oliver.

859
00:41:25,978 --> 00:41:27,813
Ollie, if you're nasty.

860
00:41:27,896 --> 00:41:29,439
Okay, I'm gonna ignore
that last part.

861
00:41:29,523 --> 00:41:32,359
Listen, Principal Fisher
and her son, are they close?

862
00:41:32,442 --> 00:41:34,152
Yeah. Yeah. Real modern family.

863
00:41:34,236 --> 00:41:35,654
Single mom, only child.

864
00:41:36,154 --> 00:41:38,198
And you're her student aide.

865
00:41:38,282 --> 00:41:40,033
Do you need any help in the office?

866
00:41:40,117 --> 00:41:41,159
Yes!

867
00:41:41,243 --> 00:41:42,244
Great.

868
00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:55,048
Wow.

869
00:41:55,132 --> 00:41:56,633
- That was...
- Yum.

870
00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:59,511
- That was, um... Different.
- Oh.

871
00:41:59,595 --> 00:42:01,555
- Um...
- I like.

872
00:42:02,973 --> 00:42:04,141
Yeah.

873
00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:09,771
Yeah, something about
the, uh, impulsive nature of our meeting

874
00:42:09,855 --> 00:42:13,066
made me feel a little wild.
Didn't it?

875
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,693
Oh, yeah.

876
00:42:14,776 --> 00:42:17,571
Casual hookups, no strings, no emotions.

877
00:42:17,654 --> 00:42:18,989
I am so good.

878
00:42:19,448 --> 00:42:21,283
Whoo. I'm gonna head out.

879
00:42:21,366 --> 00:42:22,784
Wait. You don't have to go yet.

880
00:42:22,868 --> 00:42:26,288
Oh, no. Super fun frolic.
Bang ya later. Maybe not. Who knows?

881
00:42:26,371 --> 00:42:27,706
Gotta go back to school.

882
00:42:41,053 --> 00:42:44,306
Oh, so you just happened to be
in the library during your free period?

883
00:42:44,806 --> 00:42:47,267
- Well, that's one way to say hello.
- Sorry.

884
00:42:47,351 --> 00:42:49,937
Hi, Grant. I'm afraid
now is not a good time

885
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:51,396
to inappropriately flirt with me,

886
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,774
not only because I have a boyfriend,

887
00:42:53,857 --> 00:42:58,070
but also because my fascist French teacher
also decided he likes daily pop quizzes.

888
00:42:58,153 --> 00:43:00,989
So I guess I'll be spending
my free periods learning French.

889
00:43:01,073 --> 00:43:03,825
Damn. You're really feeling yourself, huh?

890
00:43:03,909 --> 00:43:06,203
I'm just sitting here,
minding my business.

891
00:43:06,286 --> 00:43:07,829
Oh, so you're not gonna flirt with me?

892
00:43:07,913 --> 00:43:09,206
I mean, I'm not, now.

893
00:43:09,289 --> 00:43:10,916
Took all the fun out of it.

894
00:43:13,126 --> 00:43:14,127
All right, wait.

895
00:43:14,211 --> 00:43:17,172
I get it. Okay. You have a boyfriend.

896
00:43:17,256 --> 00:43:18,257
I'm sorry.

897
00:43:18,715 --> 00:43:22,678
It's just fun seeing you
get all flustered and worked up.

898
00:43:23,345 --> 00:43:25,222
You know, I actually speak French.

899
00:43:25,764 --> 00:43:28,016
I'd be more than happy
to help you prep for the quizzes.

900
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,936
Just friends. Study buddies.

901
00:43:31,019 --> 00:43:33,230
All right, no funny business.

902
00:43:33,313 --> 00:43:34,648
Truth is, I'm kind of lonely.

903
00:43:34,731 --> 00:43:36,817
I mean, I don't know anyone
at this school.

904
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:39,319
You'd be doing me a favor, seriously.

905
00:43:39,736 --> 00:43:41,488
You really speak French?

906
00:43:41,571 --> 00:43:42,823
<i>Oui, oui.</i>

907
00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:46,868
Fine.

908
00:43:51,665 --> 00:43:52,833
Just study buddies.

909
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:53,917
Of course.

910
00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:08,807
<i>A goddess on a mountain top</i>

911
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,477
<i>Was burning like a silver flame</i>

912
00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:16,315
<i>The summit of beauty and love</i>

913
00:44:17,399 --> 00:44:19,276
<i>And Venus was her name</i>

914
00:44:21,153 --> 00:44:22,279
<i>She's got it</i>

915
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,741
<i>Yeah, baby, she's got it</i>

916
00:44:29,161 --> 00:44:31,121
<i>I'm your Venus</i>

917
00:44:31,204 --> 00:44:33,999
<i>I'm your fire
At your desire</i>

918
00:44:36,168 --> 00:44:38,712
<i>Well, I'm your Venus</i>

919
00:44:38,795 --> 00:44:41,798
<i>I'm your fire
At your desire</i>

920
00:44:43,926 --> 00:44:47,095
<i>Her weapons were her crystal eyes</i>

921
00:44:47,804 --> 00:44:50,265
<i>Making every man mad</i>

922
00:44:51,183 --> 00:44:54,311
<i>Black as the dark night she was</i>

923
00:44:54,394 --> 00:44:57,105
<i>Got what no one else has</i>

924
00:44:58,899 --> 00:44:59,983
<i>She's got it</i>

925
00:45:01,276 --> 00:45:03,320
<i>Yeah, baby, she's got it</i>

926
00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:08,659
<i>I'm your Venus</i>

927
00:45:08,742 --> 00:45:11,912
<i>I'm your fire
At your desire</i>

928
00:45:13,622 --> 00:45:15,958
<i>Well, I'm your Venus</i>

929
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:19,127
<i>I'm your fire
At your desire</i>

930
00:45:31,265 --> 00:45:33,558
<i>Yeah, baby, she's got it</i>

931
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,354
<i>Yeah, baby, she's got it</i>

932
00:45:38,814 --> 00:45:40,315
<i>She's got it</i>

933
00:45:40,399 --> 00:45:44,152
This whole walk home I've been putting off
asking you to my mom's party.

934
00:45:44,236 --> 00:45:46,154
You know, teachers, old people,

935
00:45:46,238 --> 00:45:47,447
total rager.

936
00:45:47,531 --> 00:45:50,826
And it's Saturday afternoon,
as if it's for a child, so, even better.

937
00:45:50,909 --> 00:45:54,329
Uh, as fun as that sounds, I...

938
00:45:54,413 --> 00:45:58,417
See, that excitement level was exactly why
I put this off until the end of our walk.

939
00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:01,420
But lucky for me, your dad's totally
gonna make you go, anyway.

940
00:46:01,503 --> 00:46:04,089
Yeah, I think him and my mom,
like, have something going on.

941
00:46:04,172 --> 00:46:07,092
Ew.
Anyways, see you at the party.

942
00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:08,802
Wait. What?

943
00:46:09,428 --> 00:46:10,929
You're welcome.

944
00:46:12,055 --> 00:46:13,056
Ew.

945
00:46:17,019 --> 00:46:20,105
<i>I was all caught up for a while</i>

946
00:46:20,188 --> 00:46:22,149
I've dug up great stuff on Grant,
so just, uh, wait here,

947
00:46:22,232 --> 00:46:23,567
and don't steal anything. Okay?

948
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:24,651
Great.

949
00:46:26,945 --> 00:46:29,573
<i>Too bad I was acting like a child</i>

950
00:46:31,074 --> 00:46:34,202
<i>I'd rather act like the woman I am</i>

951
00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:51,845
- What the shit is this?
- Wow.

952
00:46:51,929 --> 00:46:54,932
Your grasp of the English language
continues to astound.

953
00:46:55,015 --> 00:46:58,810
Uh, wow. Well, uh, I guess I don't
redecorate as much as I should.

954
00:46:58,894 --> 00:47:00,437
Oh, hardy-fuckin'-har.

955
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,190
You have a picture of me. Framed.

956
00:47:03,273 --> 00:47:06,193
I know you probably didn't notice this,
but I'm in the picture as well.

957
00:47:08,487 --> 00:47:10,155
God, we were like nine.

958
00:47:10,739 --> 00:47:12,324
Dude, why do you even have this?

959
00:47:12,407 --> 00:47:14,076
I like it. Okay?

960
00:47:14,451 --> 00:47:16,245
Look at these kids, all right?
They're friends.

961
00:47:16,328 --> 00:47:17,913
No one's judging.

962
00:47:17,996 --> 00:47:19,539
No one has their feelings hurt.

963
00:47:19,623 --> 00:47:22,584
So I keep this around.

964
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:25,003
You got a problem with that?

965
00:47:26,296 --> 00:47:27,297
No.

966
00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:31,301
Now, if you're ready
to set your psychological sex trap,

967
00:47:31,385 --> 00:47:33,804
I've got a decade of backstory.

968
00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:36,682
I can't express how much
I don't wanna go inside.

969
00:47:36,765 --> 00:47:38,809
Okay, you know what?
It's time that you understand

970
00:47:38,892 --> 00:47:41,019
what you want doesn't really matter.

971
00:47:41,103 --> 00:47:42,479
Take me, for example.

972
00:47:42,562 --> 00:47:45,732
I wake up every morning
and I drag myself to a job that I hate.

973
00:47:45,816 --> 00:47:48,402
Ah, life lesson. Neat.

974
00:47:48,485 --> 00:47:49,903
The point is...

975
00:47:49,987 --> 00:47:53,657
I'm gonna be fine as long as
you don't cock-block me tonight.

976
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:54,741
<i>Comprende?</i>

977
00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:55,951
Ew!

978
00:47:57,369 --> 00:47:59,871
- Daddy! Gross. Yes.
- Gross!

979
00:47:59,955 --> 00:48:00,998
Get in there and be social.

980
00:48:13,093 --> 00:48:14,094
Oh, yeah.

981
00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:17,889
<i>It's on like Donkey Kong.</i>

982
00:48:18,557 --> 00:48:19,766
- Donkey what?
- See ya later.

983
00:48:22,978 --> 00:48:24,980
Party in the house!

984
00:48:26,565 --> 00:48:28,442
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, what are you doing here?

985
00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:30,694
- No way.
- What up, bitches?

986
00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,738
- What?
- Is this a wake or what?

987
00:48:32,821 --> 00:48:34,948
I'm super confused.
Why are you all here right now?

988
00:48:35,032 --> 00:48:36,033
Hey, Annie.

989
00:48:36,742 --> 00:48:38,035
- Ladies.
- Hey.

990
00:48:38,118 --> 00:48:40,329
Thank you for all coming
to my mom's lame party.

991
00:48:40,412 --> 00:48:42,456
Wait. I didn't know
you guys all knew Grant that well.

992
00:48:42,539 --> 00:48:45,459
Yeah, I only bought him, like,
three pumpkin spice lattes this week.

993
00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:46,543
Right?

994
00:48:46,627 --> 00:48:49,338
Well, he, um, carried me to safety
when I broke my leg.

995
00:48:50,547 --> 00:48:52,174
- When did you... Which one?
- Break your... Yeah.

996
00:48:52,257 --> 00:48:54,176
It's much better now.
Stephanie, what are you doing here?

997
00:48:54,259 --> 00:48:55,594
- I came with Emmett.
- Who?

998
00:48:55,677 --> 00:48:56,803
That kid. Yeah.

999
00:48:56,887 --> 00:48:59,014
So, he's Grant's best friend
and I'm friends with Emmett,

1000
00:48:59,097 --> 00:49:00,515
so it's kind of like
Grant and I are besties.

1001
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:01,600
- Right?
- Is it?

1002
00:49:01,683 --> 00:49:02,851
Sure.

1003
00:49:02,935 --> 00:49:04,269
Oh, and where's your boyfriend, Kayla?

1004
00:49:04,353 --> 00:49:06,521
I told you, Stephanie,

1005
00:49:06,605 --> 00:49:08,231
- we broke up.
- Mmm.

1006
00:49:08,315 --> 00:49:10,609
You keep on saying
how nonstop the sex has been, right?

1007
00:49:10,692 --> 00:49:12,152
- Yeah.
- It's been like dirty

1008
00:49:12,235 --> 00:49:13,695
and hungry, you know what I mean?

1009
00:49:13,779 --> 00:49:14,780
Okay, uh, let's have a little...

1010
00:49:14,863 --> 00:49:16,281
Can we have a little girls',
like, powwow, just outside?

1011
00:49:16,365 --> 00:49:17,407
No, I'm fine.

1012
00:49:17,491 --> 00:49:20,744
Okay, so apparently
you've all chosen Grant for the pact?

1013
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,704
Yeah, he's smart and articulate.

1014
00:49:22,788 --> 00:49:23,872
Yeah, nice guy.

1015
00:49:23,956 --> 00:49:25,165
- I mean, he hasn't hit on me once.
- Hmm.

1016
00:49:25,249 --> 00:49:28,460
Have we considered
if that's because he's just not into you?

1017
00:49:28,543 --> 00:49:29,544
Screw you.

1018
00:49:29,628 --> 00:49:31,713
Rule number three,
I'm calling you on your bullshit.

1019
00:49:31,797 --> 00:49:33,674
Making Tim jealous is not your goal.

1020
00:49:33,757 --> 00:49:35,634
And as your accountability
partner, I'm just reminding you,

1021
00:49:35,717 --> 00:49:38,095
- neither is kissing up to Grant's mom.
- Oh.

1022
00:49:38,178 --> 00:49:39,846
Rule number two, we are best friends.

1023
00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:40,931
We should support each other.

1024
00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:42,766
We shouldn't let some boy
come between us.

1025
00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:44,101
Us?

1026
00:49:45,352 --> 00:49:47,020
I meant between you.

1027
00:49:47,104 --> 00:49:50,065
Right. 'Cause Emmett and I have seen you
having little French lessons with Grant.

1028
00:49:50,148 --> 00:49:51,149
Uh-huh. We've been studying.

1029
00:49:51,233 --> 00:49:52,276
"Studying."

1030
00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:53,527
I have a boyfriend.

1031
00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:56,154
God, yes, Annie, we get it. Thank you!

1032
00:49:56,238 --> 00:49:57,239
Hey!

1033
00:49:57,823 --> 00:49:58,824
Everything cool?

1034
00:49:59,324 --> 00:50:01,076
You know,
we should just table this. Okay?

1035
00:50:01,159 --> 00:50:02,160
- But...
- Tabled!

1036
00:50:02,452 --> 00:50:03,495
Uh...

1037
00:50:03,579 --> 00:50:04,997
Stifler.

1038
00:50:05,414 --> 00:50:06,832
It doesn't seem like he's that into her.

1039
00:50:06,915 --> 00:50:08,792
Hmm. I thought you didn't care.

1040
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,877
I'm just making an observation.

1041
00:50:11,712 --> 00:50:12,713
Right.

1042
00:50:12,796 --> 00:50:14,464
You two, guard the stairs.

1043
00:50:14,548 --> 00:50:15,882
I'm gonna do some recon.

1044
00:50:15,966 --> 00:50:16,967
What does that mean?

1045
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:20,178
You know, check out his room,
scope it out, smell his underwear.

1046
00:50:20,262 --> 00:50:21,680
- I don't know. Bing-bang-boom.
- What?

1047
00:50:21,763 --> 00:50:24,266
That's kind of an invasion
of his privacy.

1048
00:50:24,725 --> 00:50:26,435
- It is?
- Hmm?

1049
00:50:26,518 --> 00:50:28,353
- Oh, my God, his privacy!
- Yeah.

1050
00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:30,439
- Just guard the stairs, nerds.
- Okay.

1051
00:50:33,859 --> 00:50:34,860
Oh, boy.

1052
00:50:34,943 --> 00:50:38,113
You know, I think I'm gonna
do some recon work of my own.

1053
00:50:38,572 --> 00:50:39,906
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.

1054
00:50:55,923 --> 00:51:00,761
{\an8}So, I do have some goodies,
but not enough to go around.

1055
00:51:00,844 --> 00:51:02,679
- Oh, I don't care if anybody...
- Hey, Annie's dad!

1056
00:51:02,763 --> 00:51:04,765
Principal Fisher.
I just wanted to tell you

1057
00:51:04,848 --> 00:51:07,935
that I am so excited to have
a strong female role model to look up to.

1058
00:51:08,018 --> 00:51:10,354
- I was thinking maybe you and I could...
- Aw! Oliver!

1059
00:51:10,437 --> 00:51:11,438
Hmm.

1060
00:51:11,897 --> 00:51:13,273
- Uh, uh...
- Hi. Principal Fisher

1061
00:51:13,357 --> 00:51:15,609
doesn't wanna talk to you anymore,
but I would love to.

1062
00:51:15,692 --> 00:51:18,028
- Do you wanna hear my JFK?
- Who are you?

1063
00:51:18,111 --> 00:51:19,780
Something's been
missing out of my life.

1064
00:51:19,863 --> 00:51:21,990
You know, like a void
that needs to be filled, even.

1065
00:51:23,158 --> 00:51:24,201
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.

1066
00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:26,161
Okay, look,
I sense some resistance

1067
00:51:26,245 --> 00:51:27,621
and I really don't know
what the problem is,

1068
00:51:27,704 --> 00:51:29,831
so if you could just, like,
clear that up for me, that'd be great.

1069
00:51:29,915 --> 00:51:30,916
Okay.

1070
00:51:30,999 --> 00:51:34,086
Uh, well, for one, you hit me in the head
with a lacrosse ball, so...

1071
00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:35,587
Dude, it was an accident.

1072
00:51:35,671 --> 00:51:36,838
- Was it?
- Yeah.

1073
00:51:36,922 --> 00:51:38,674
Mmm... I mean, I saw the Venmo.

1074
00:51:38,757 --> 00:51:41,510
You got paid 20 bucks
for knocking out the new hot guy.

1075
00:51:41,593 --> 00:51:43,762
Well, have you seen yourself?

1076
00:51:44,805 --> 00:51:46,223
I forgot something in my room.

1077
00:51:46,306 --> 00:51:47,933
- I'll be back.
- All right.

1078
00:51:48,016 --> 00:51:50,102
- Nice ass.
- Yeah, thank you.

1079
00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,563
Oh, shit.

1080
00:51:54,982 --> 00:51:56,108
What the...

1081
00:52:00,946 --> 00:52:02,114
Oh.

1082
00:52:04,283 --> 00:52:05,576
Grant!

1083
00:52:05,659 --> 00:52:06,743
Hi.

1084
00:52:07,327 --> 00:52:08,579
Hey, you're, uh...

1085
00:52:08,662 --> 00:52:09,997
You're missing the party.

1086
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,125
Yeah, I'm, uh, kinda hiding, actually.

1087
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:17,963
That girl Stephanie is so extra
and kind of terrifying.

1088
00:52:18,046 --> 00:52:19,047
Oh.

1089
00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:22,384
Uh, for your information,
guys are obsessed with her

1090
00:52:22,467 --> 00:52:25,178
and she also happens to be
a really great person.

1091
00:52:25,262 --> 00:52:26,263
So, um...

1092
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,931
I didn't mean anything by it.

1093
00:52:28,015 --> 00:52:30,309
She's really nice. Just not my type.

1094
00:52:31,602 --> 00:52:32,686
You are.

1095
00:52:33,812 --> 00:52:35,981
Uh...

1096
00:52:37,524 --> 00:52:40,819
I'm sorry. I know you have a boyfriend,

1097
00:52:40,902 --> 00:52:44,031
and I'm not supposed to
say or feel anything,

1098
00:52:44,114 --> 00:52:46,617
and I don't wanna ruin
the only friendship I have.

1099
00:52:46,909 --> 00:52:48,035
No.

1100
00:52:48,285 --> 00:52:49,286
No?

1101
00:53:05,052 --> 00:53:06,345
Oh, hi.

1102
00:53:07,179 --> 00:53:08,847
Breaking news, bitches!

1103
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,141
Oh, shit.

1104
00:53:17,314 --> 00:53:18,315
Whoa!

1105
00:53:20,025 --> 00:53:21,026
Oh, shit.

1106
00:53:24,738 --> 00:53:26,657
<i>Wow. It is like Donkey Kong.</i>

1107
00:53:27,950 --> 00:53:28,951
I'm okay.

1108
00:53:36,541 --> 00:53:37,542
Ow.

1109
00:53:39,127 --> 00:53:40,796
Okay, what the hell was that?

1110
00:53:40,879 --> 00:53:42,965
Let me answer that question
with another question.

1111
00:53:43,048 --> 00:53:44,508
What the hell is this?

1112
00:53:44,591 --> 00:53:45,592
Annie!

1113
00:53:46,009 --> 00:53:47,719
You said that you weren't
even interested in Grant.

1114
00:53:47,803 --> 00:53:49,721
First of all, shh.
Second of all, delete that.

1115
00:53:49,805 --> 00:53:51,556
- I... I didn't do anything.
- "I didn't do..."

1116
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,850
You were practically eating his face.

1117
00:53:53,934 --> 00:53:56,103
- That's dramatic.
- What'd it taste like?

1118
00:53:56,186 --> 00:53:57,646
Guys! I am sticky and embarrassed

1119
00:53:57,729 --> 00:53:59,773
and I just got rejected by a man
for the first time in my life.

1120
00:53:59,856 --> 00:54:01,108
- Oh, boo-hoo!
- Go cry me a river.

1121
00:54:01,191 --> 00:54:02,192
Let's just call it a day.

1122
00:54:02,276 --> 00:54:03,652
- Cool?
- Fine.

1123
00:54:03,735 --> 00:54:05,445
Fine. I don't even care!

1124
00:54:06,697 --> 00:54:09,116
Hey, Annie. Can we talk real quick?

1125
00:54:09,199 --> 00:54:12,661
- Uh, nothing to talk about.
- Really?

1126
00:54:12,744 --> 00:54:15,914
How about the girl doing a photo shoot
in my lacrosse uniform

1127
00:54:15,998 --> 00:54:18,041
or I don't know,
how we kissed and you hit me?

1128
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,293
We did not kiss.

1129
00:54:20,043 --> 00:54:21,044
You kissed me.

1130
00:54:21,336 --> 00:54:23,005
Unannounced. Without permission.

1131
00:54:23,088 --> 00:54:25,591
Come on. You gave me permission
with your face.

1132
00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:29,219
You gave me kiss face.
It was... It was like...

1133
00:54:29,803 --> 00:54:31,972
- Oh, my face did not do that.
- Yeah.

1134
00:54:32,055 --> 00:54:33,056
- Yes, it did.
- It did not.

1135
00:54:33,140 --> 00:54:34,933
- That's exactly what it did.
- I'm... I'm just gonna go home.

1136
00:54:35,017 --> 00:54:36,518
- Okay.
- So it was good seeing you.

1137
00:54:37,811 --> 00:54:38,854
- You live that way.
- I live that way.

1138
00:54:38,937 --> 00:54:40,397
- Yup.
- I knew that.

1139
00:55:19,227 --> 00:55:20,604
<i>Bonjour.</i>

1140
00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:14,491
No, no, no.

1141
00:56:14,908 --> 00:56:16,034
No, no, no.

1142
00:56:16,493 --> 00:56:18,036
You don't like Grant.

1143
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,497
You love Jason.

1144
00:56:30,257 --> 00:56:32,718
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

1145
00:56:36,722 --> 00:56:38,515
Uh, biology is this way.

1146
00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:39,725
I'm going to see Jason.

1147
00:56:39,808 --> 00:56:41,560
This waiting around is making me crazy.

1148
00:56:41,643 --> 00:56:44,563
Wait. Are you cutting class?
You never cut class.

1149
00:56:44,646 --> 00:56:46,690
Some things are more important.
He's only three hours away.

1150
00:56:46,773 --> 00:56:49,151
I can get there, bang it out,
get my head straight,

1151
00:56:49,234 --> 00:56:50,527
be back before dinner.

1152
00:56:50,611 --> 00:56:52,863
- Annie, are you talking about...
- Sex!

1153
00:56:52,946 --> 00:56:55,949
I'm going to have sex
with the man that I love.

1154
00:56:56,033 --> 00:56:57,200
Yo, girl, go get you some!

1155
00:56:57,284 --> 00:56:58,660
No glove, no love!

1156
00:56:58,744 --> 00:57:01,580
Okay! I'm so excited for you.

1157
00:57:02,164 --> 00:57:03,665
Let me get this straight.

1158
00:57:03,749 --> 00:57:06,251
You went from Tim's girlfriend
to his side piece.

1159
00:57:07,377 --> 00:57:09,504
And you're happy with that?
Isn't that kind of like a demotion?

1160
00:57:09,588 --> 00:57:11,340
No, you don't get it. It's casual.

1161
00:57:11,423 --> 00:57:12,799
Girl, I invented casual.

1162
00:57:12,883 --> 00:57:14,092
That's not what you're doing.

1163
00:57:14,176 --> 00:57:15,552
What you're doing is
pretending it's casual

1164
00:57:15,636 --> 00:57:17,471
so you can still fuck the guy you like.

1165
00:57:18,513 --> 00:57:20,474
- Oh, my God.
- There ya go.

1166
00:57:20,557 --> 00:57:22,684
I do still like him.

1167
00:57:22,768 --> 00:57:28,106
Our casual, no-strings-attached sex
is neither casual nor without strings!

1168
00:57:28,190 --> 00:57:30,359
- There are feelings!
- Does Tim know that?

1169
00:57:30,776 --> 00:57:33,236
No. No, he does not, but he will.

1170
00:57:33,946 --> 00:57:35,822
He's gonna know right now.

1171
00:57:36,698 --> 00:57:38,450
- Okay.
- Kayla?

1172
00:57:40,118 --> 00:57:41,787
- She okay?
- Who knows?

1173
00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:44,790
Well, get this.
Annie just left school to go see Jason.

1174
00:57:44,873 --> 00:57:46,458
No shit! Good for her.

1175
00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,377
- You know what this means, though?
- What?

1176
00:57:48,460 --> 00:57:49,461
Annie wins.

1177
00:57:50,671 --> 00:57:53,548
She does. After she does the deed,
she's fulfilled her goal.

1178
00:57:53,632 --> 00:57:55,133
Kayla is still obsessed with Tim.

1179
00:57:55,217 --> 00:57:56,802
I'm absolutely nowhere.

1180
00:57:56,885 --> 00:57:59,263
And Grant seems to be the only guy
in school who doesn't lust after you.

1181
00:58:00,305 --> 00:58:01,556
It's not over yet.

1182
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,808
Oh, come on, Steph.

1183
00:58:02,891 --> 00:58:04,268
The MORP is in a week.

1184
00:58:04,351 --> 00:58:06,061
Champions are made in the last quarter.

1185
00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:08,272
Game just got interesting.

1186
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,862
Hey. Hey. Glad you came.

1187
00:58:15,946 --> 00:58:18,240
- Um, I need to talk to you.
- Okay.

1188
00:58:18,824 --> 00:58:20,075
Why are we in the library?

1189
00:58:20,158 --> 00:58:21,577
Nobody ever comes back here.

1190
00:58:21,660 --> 00:58:23,120
Dangerous...

1191
00:58:23,203 --> 00:58:24,663
Sexy, huh?

1192
00:58:27,249 --> 00:58:28,292
Oh, you hate it.

1193
00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:29,501
God, I'm sorry.

1194
00:58:29,585 --> 00:58:31,461
It was such a stupid idea.

1195
00:58:31,545 --> 00:58:34,381
Look, I respect you
and I just want you to know

1196
00:58:34,464 --> 00:58:37,134
that this is always a safe space.

1197
00:58:39,136 --> 00:58:40,721
All right, pants off, make it quick.

1198
00:58:40,804 --> 00:58:42,306
I'm sure that will not be a problem. Oh!

1199
00:58:44,850 --> 00:58:46,643
Principal Fisher? Oh.

1200
00:58:46,977 --> 00:58:48,270
Sorry. I can come back.

1201
00:58:48,353 --> 00:58:49,521
No, that's okay.

1202
00:58:49,605 --> 00:58:51,940
Well, it's kind of a weird situation.

1203
00:58:52,024 --> 00:58:54,359
- See, I made this pact...
- No, no, no.

1204
00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:55,485
Sorry.

1205
00:58:55,611 --> 00:58:56,612
Um...

1206
00:58:56,945 --> 00:58:58,155
I made this pact with my friends

1207
00:58:58,238 --> 00:59:00,741
that I would try and date somebody
who I'm really proud of

1208
00:59:00,824 --> 00:59:02,034
and who really gets me,

1209
00:59:02,117 --> 00:59:04,828
but I feel like in doing so,
I've kind of lost sight of myself.

1210
00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:07,039
I mean, I thought that Grant
was the guy that I wanted

1211
00:59:07,122 --> 00:59:10,626
because he's smart
and he's cute and he's socially conscious.

1212
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,461
- Great job on that, by the way.
- Thanks.

1213
00:59:12,544 --> 00:59:14,296
But I don't even know who I've become.

1214
00:59:14,379 --> 00:59:18,467
Like, I'm pretending to be weak
and helpless to manipulate a man?

1215
00:59:18,550 --> 00:59:20,135
What would Ruth Bader Ginsburg say?

1216
00:59:20,218 --> 00:59:21,345
I mean, I don't need a man
to complete me.

1217
00:59:21,428 --> 00:59:24,264
I'm a strong, smart,
independent woman. Right?

1218
00:59:24,348 --> 00:59:27,184
Michelle, there is nothing wrong
with wanting to be in a relationship.

1219
00:59:27,267 --> 00:59:29,603
Everybody deserves a little romance.

1220
00:59:29,686 --> 00:59:32,064
But I do think
you're barking up the wrong tree.

1221
00:59:32,147 --> 00:59:34,149
I mean, if Grant were
the right guy for you,

1222
00:59:34,232 --> 00:59:36,818
you wouldn't have to be
anything but yourself.

1223
00:59:36,902 --> 00:59:39,905
It does, however,
make me think of another young man,

1224
00:59:39,988 --> 00:59:43,533
a young man who happened
to score 1,590 on his SAT,

1225
00:59:43,617 --> 00:59:45,994
a young man who volunteers
every single weekend.

1226
00:59:47,162 --> 00:59:48,789
You're describing my ideal mate.

1227
00:59:48,872 --> 00:59:52,334
He is obsessed with presidential history.

1228
00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:53,835
Are you shitting me, Principal Fisher?

1229
00:59:53,919 --> 00:59:56,129
I shit you not, Michelle.
Watch your language.

1230
00:59:56,213 --> 00:59:59,883
His name is Oliver Hawthorn,
and you work with him every single day,

1231
00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:02,427
and he clearly has
an obvious crush on you.

1232
01:00:02,844 --> 01:00:04,346
Now get out, I'm very busy.

1233
01:00:04,930 --> 01:00:06,390
Right. Okay.

1234
01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:09,184
- Bye-bye.
- Thank you.

1235
01:00:09,851 --> 01:00:12,229
Oh, well, I mean, what can you expect?

1236
01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:13,772
She's been through a lot.

1237
01:00:19,861 --> 01:00:23,115
So, um, I hear you're into presidents.

1238
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:25,325
Uh, just Kennedy.

1239
01:00:26,618 --> 01:00:29,788
"My fellow Americans,
ask not what your country can do for you.

1240
01:00:29,871 --> 01:00:31,123
"Ask what you can do for your country."

1241
01:00:31,915 --> 01:00:33,166
It's not
a very good impression,

1242
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:34,251
but I mean, I'm trying to perfect it.

1243
01:00:34,334 --> 01:00:36,795
- Um, I... I actually have to go.
- Okay.

1244
01:00:36,878 --> 01:00:38,463
- Right now.
- Oh.

1245
01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:39,548
Bye.

1246
01:00:42,509 --> 01:00:43,802
Oh, man.

1247
01:00:43,885 --> 01:00:46,597
Since we broke up,
the sex just keeps getting better, right?

1248
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,352
Hey, what's up? You okay?

1249
01:00:54,271 --> 01:00:57,816
What are the odds, uh,
this isn't just meaningless sex to you?

1250
01:01:01,111 --> 01:01:05,365
What are the odds, um,
that you're actually in love with me,

1251
01:01:06,450 --> 01:01:08,577
but you're just afraid
of your feelings

1252
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:13,248
and, um, deep in your heart
you wanna stay with me?

1253
01:01:19,087 --> 01:01:20,172
That's what I thought.

1254
01:01:21,006 --> 01:01:24,092
Um, I can't do this casual thing.

1255
01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:27,346
Not with you.

1256
01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:29,514
I just want more.

1257
01:01:32,309 --> 01:01:33,602
I deserve more.

1258
01:01:37,147 --> 01:01:38,231
Bye, Tim.

1259
01:01:44,947 --> 01:01:46,615
Hey, Jason, it's me.

1260
01:01:46,698 --> 01:01:49,743
I can't really talk right now,
and I know you're in class anyway,

1261
01:01:49,826 --> 01:01:51,870
but I have a surprise for you.

1262
01:01:51,954 --> 01:01:54,081
So, call me back
when you get this, okay?

1263
01:01:54,164 --> 01:01:55,832
I love you. Bye.

1264
01:01:55,916 --> 01:01:57,626
<i>Don't let this slip away</i>

1265
01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,878
<i>Maybe this road leads to Rome</i>

1266
01:01:59,962 --> 01:02:02,673
<i>But, baby, you make me feel at home</i>

1267
01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:06,510
<i>Together we're unstoppable
It's undeniable</i>

1268
01:02:06,593 --> 01:02:09,221
<i>Let's go, go, go, go</i>

1269
01:02:09,304 --> 01:02:12,474
<i>Let's go all the way tonight</i>

1270
01:02:12,557 --> 01:02:15,811
<i>Take me all the way tonight</i>

1271
01:02:15,894 --> 01:02:18,772
<i>Baby, we can make this last</i>

1272
01:02:18,855 --> 01:02:21,817
<i>Nothing's gonna hold us back</i>

1273
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:25,153
<i>Let's take it all the way tonight</i>

1274
01:02:25,237 --> 01:02:28,490
<i>Leave it up to fate tonight</i>

1275
01:02:28,573 --> 01:02:29,616
Thanks, buddy.

1276
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:32,119
<i>So let's go all the way tonight</i>

1277
01:02:32,202 --> 01:02:34,246
Up top, baby. Hit me! One more.

1278
01:02:34,329 --> 01:02:38,000
<i>Let's take it all the way tonight</i>

1279
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:41,545
<i>Leave it up to fate tonight</i>

1280
01:02:41,628 --> 01:02:44,923
<i>So let's go all the way tonight</i>

1281
01:02:45,007 --> 01:02:49,052
<i>{\an8}Let's go all the way tonight, tonight</i>

1282
01:02:51,638 --> 01:02:54,308
I'm gonna pop.
I'm gonna pop. I'm gonna pop.

1283
01:02:54,391 --> 01:02:55,934
Oh, I'm popping!

1284
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:57,561
Oh.

1285
01:02:57,644 --> 01:02:59,438
Um, Annie.

1286
01:02:59,563 --> 01:03:01,440
Are you kidding me?

1287
01:03:01,607 --> 01:03:03,317
Uh...

1288
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,568
It's not what it looks like.

1289
01:03:04,651 --> 01:03:05,902
- It's not?
- No.

1290
01:03:05,986 --> 01:03:07,404
Um, she's my math tutor.

1291
01:03:07,487 --> 01:03:08,739
Was she tutoring you right now?

1292
01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:10,073
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God!

1293
01:03:10,157 --> 01:03:11,575
- Just calm down.
- Calm down?

1294
01:03:11,658 --> 01:03:14,077
You think telling me to calm down
is gonna make me calm down?

1295
01:03:14,161 --> 01:03:15,662
Well, you're acting a little hysterical.

1296
01:03:15,746 --> 01:03:18,749
Am I? Am I a little bit hysterical?

1297
01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,835
That really hurt bad!

1298
01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:25,756
Wait here.

1299
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:34,181
Annie. Annie.

1300
01:03:34,264 --> 01:03:36,224
Annie, honey. Honey. Honey.

1301
01:03:36,308 --> 01:03:39,353
Sorry. Annie, um,
talk to you one second?

1302
01:03:39,436 --> 01:03:40,604
- What?
- Please.

1303
01:03:40,687 --> 01:03:42,230
What do you wanna say?

1304
01:03:42,648 --> 01:03:45,817
I don't know.
Long distance relationships are rough.

1305
01:03:45,901 --> 01:03:47,110
Oh, is that right?

1306
01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:49,112
Yeah, I mean,
there's so many hot chicks here.

1307
01:03:49,738 --> 01:03:51,698
You're hot too, obviously.
Of course.

1308
01:03:51,782 --> 01:03:53,408
It's just, you know,
you're not college-hot.

1309
01:03:53,492 --> 01:03:54,743
Your brain is hot.

1310
01:03:54,826 --> 01:03:57,996
Jason, I'm breaking up with you.

1311
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,124
I only came here because I felt guilty.

1312
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,210
I like someone else.

1313
01:04:03,293 --> 01:04:06,463
He kissed me and I liked it,
and it freaked me out.

1314
01:04:06,546 --> 01:04:07,547
Okay.

1315
01:04:07,631 --> 01:04:10,550
So, I thought if I came here,
if I saw you,

1316
01:04:10,634 --> 01:04:14,096
if we made love, then my feelings for you
would come rushing back.

1317
01:04:15,347 --> 01:04:16,682
When I saw you with her,

1318
01:04:17,808 --> 01:04:20,978
after the anger, you know what I felt?

1319
01:04:22,646 --> 01:04:23,855
I felt relief.

1320
01:04:25,232 --> 01:04:26,233
Some dude kissed you?

1321
01:04:27,985 --> 01:04:28,986
What?

1322
01:04:30,988 --> 01:04:33,198
You're just really not
who I wanted you to be.

1323
01:04:35,492 --> 01:04:37,619
Wow, that was... That was rough.

1324
01:04:40,163 --> 01:04:42,291
Nice towel, douchebag.

1325
01:04:56,430 --> 01:04:57,431
Oh.

1326
01:04:57,889 --> 01:04:58,890
Oh.

1327
01:04:59,099 --> 01:05:00,601
Annie, have you been crying?

1328
01:05:01,226 --> 01:05:02,728
Oh, honey.

1329
01:05:02,811 --> 01:05:04,563
Oh, I think I know what this is.

1330
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:05,981
Annie, don't worry.

1331
01:05:06,064 --> 01:05:08,525
Ellen's not trying to become
your new mommy.

1332
01:05:08,859 --> 01:05:12,195
- Oh, my God.
- Honey, that's not why she's upset.

1333
01:05:12,279 --> 01:05:15,866
Clearly, she's mortified 'cause she just
walked in on us about to have sex.

1334
01:05:16,408 --> 01:05:18,368
Yeah. Yeah. What she said.

1335
01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:22,623
Oh. No, this is...
This is just a casual thing.

1336
01:05:22,706 --> 01:05:24,541
I think the kids call it F-buddies.

1337
01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:26,209
On that note, okay.

1338
01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:28,086
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1339
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,635
Annie? Can I come in.

1340
01:05:35,010 --> 01:05:36,053
Okay.

1341
01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:54,196
Annie, did, um...
Did what you see downstairs upset you?

1342
01:05:54,279 --> 01:05:56,657
Oh, no, it makes perfect sense.

1343
01:05:57,199 --> 01:05:58,951
Everyone's having sex but me.

1344
01:05:59,618 --> 01:06:00,661
Sex?

1345
01:06:00,744 --> 01:06:03,747
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say it.

1346
01:06:05,165 --> 01:06:06,833
I broke up with Jason.

1347
01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:09,211
Oh.

1348
01:06:09,544 --> 01:06:11,046
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

1349
01:06:12,339 --> 01:06:13,340
I'm not.

1350
01:06:15,968 --> 01:06:17,010
Oh, babe.

1351
01:06:17,094 --> 01:06:20,889
You are the most
incredible person I know.

1352
01:06:20,973 --> 01:06:23,934
You're so smart, you're so funny.

1353
01:06:24,810 --> 01:06:26,270
You are so beautiful.

1354
01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:28,605
I don't need a pep talk, Dad.

1355
01:06:28,689 --> 01:06:31,441
That Jason never deserved you.

1356
01:06:33,568 --> 01:06:38,031
And I never liked the guy, so there!

1357
01:06:38,115 --> 01:06:39,241
Wait. Really?

1358
01:06:39,324 --> 01:06:41,827
No. He was a total brobag.

1359
01:06:44,037 --> 01:06:45,539
Mmm.

1360
01:06:45,956 --> 01:06:47,207
I love you, Dad.

1361
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,626
I love you too, babe.

1362
01:07:00,929 --> 01:07:03,473
- Grant. Hey-hey.
- Hey.

1363
01:07:03,557 --> 01:07:06,560
So, I'm having a little gathering
at my place tonight,

1364
01:07:06,643 --> 01:07:07,686
if you wanna come.

1365
01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:10,564
Cool. Have you seen Annie, by chance?

1366
01:07:11,315 --> 01:07:12,316
Oh.

1367
01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:14,985
Oh, well, she went to go
visit her boyfriend at college yesterday.

1368
01:07:15,068 --> 01:07:17,154
Yeah, they're probably
still banging it out.

1369
01:07:17,237 --> 01:07:18,238
But back to my thing.

1370
01:07:18,322 --> 01:07:21,867
So, my favorite saxophone
player, Vladimir Ullich, he's amazing...

1371
01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:24,077
- Are... Are you being serious?
- What?

1372
01:07:24,161 --> 01:07:26,997
Vladimir Ullich is, like,
my favorite musician of all time.

1373
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,165
- Is it really?
- Yeah.

1374
01:07:28,248 --> 01:07:30,292
What... What are the odds
of that happening?

1375
01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,294
- Not high.
- Well, you should stop by then.

1376
01:07:32,377 --> 01:07:35,005
It's, like, a listening party.
Like, we'll play it all night.

1377
01:07:35,088 --> 01:07:37,049
I mean, I'm quirky, so...

1378
01:07:37,132 --> 01:07:38,508
You know what? Cool.

1379
01:07:38,592 --> 01:07:39,676
- Oh, great.
- Great.

1380
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:40,928
- Great. I'll see you there.
- All right

1381
01:07:42,095 --> 01:07:43,305
<i>Baby, she's drop dead gorgeous</i>

1382
01:07:43,388 --> 01:07:44,556
<i>Drop dead</i>

1383
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,142
Oh. My bad. I'll see you.

1384
01:07:47,225 --> 01:07:48,852
- Okay.
- Okay. Bye.

1385
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,647
<i>Baby, she's drop dead gorgeous</i>

1386
01:07:51,730 --> 01:07:52,856
<i>Drop dead</i>

1387
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,066
Freeze!

1388
01:07:54,316 --> 01:07:55,442
I got eyes on Annie.

1389
01:07:55,734 --> 01:07:56,735
Quad, stat.

1390
01:07:58,153 --> 01:08:00,530
- Well, well, well, look who it is.
- What's this?

1391
01:08:00,781 --> 01:08:02,407
- Well, well, well, look...
- I already did that.

1392
01:08:02,491 --> 01:08:03,825
- Damn it.
- Annie!

1393
01:08:03,909 --> 01:08:06,495
You disappear, lose your virginity,
no call, no text?

1394
01:08:06,578 --> 01:08:07,955
Like, you ghosted us.

1395
01:08:08,872 --> 01:08:10,874
Sorry. I've just been dead.

1396
01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:12,751
Because of all the sex?

1397
01:08:12,876 --> 01:08:14,628
Girl, this is a big-ass moment for you.

1398
01:08:14,753 --> 01:08:16,796
Shit!

1399
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,258
Okay, we'll talk tonight? But you all
are coming to my party tonight, right?

1400
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:20,675
- Yeah, duh.
- Okay. Great.

1401
01:08:20,759 --> 01:08:23,178
And since Annie has had
sweet Freeform TV sex,

1402
01:08:23,262 --> 01:08:25,722
I'll swoop in and seduce
the lovely Grant.

1403
01:08:25,806 --> 01:08:28,474
- Yes! What's up! Whoo!
- Yeah!

1404
01:08:28,558 --> 01:08:31,228
- Mama had sex!
- She ain't a virgin!

1405
01:08:32,396 --> 01:08:34,231
<i>{\an8}We make the beat go
boom, boom, boom</i>

1406
01:08:34,313 --> 01:08:35,983
<i>Boom, boom, boom</i>

1407
01:08:36,066 --> 01:08:39,193
<i>I like the sound it makes
Boom, boom, boom</i>

1408
01:08:39,278 --> 01:08:41,362
You do this kind of thing
every weekend?

1409
01:08:41,446 --> 01:08:44,407
Stifler's parties are the bedrock
on which East Great Falls was built.

1410
01:08:44,532 --> 01:08:47,911
And tonight, we're using the party gods
to seduce the new guy.

1411
01:08:47,995 --> 01:08:50,330
Wow. You need to sacrifice
a virgin or something?

1412
01:08:50,414 --> 01:08:51,790
No, don't worry, you're safe.

1413
01:08:51,873 --> 01:08:53,333
Okay, so we thought of everything, right?

1414
01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:55,919
- Grant's favorite music, snacks, drinks?
- Yeah.

1415
01:08:56,003 --> 01:08:57,504
I mean, I'm even wearing
his favorite color.

1416
01:08:57,713 --> 01:08:59,630
- You look beautiful.
- Thanks.

1417
01:09:00,007 --> 01:09:01,550
- He's a lucky guy.
- I know.

1418
01:09:02,259 --> 01:09:03,260
Oh.

1419
01:09:04,803 --> 01:09:06,054
Here you go.

1420
01:09:06,888 --> 01:09:08,223
What... What's this?

1421
01:09:08,764 --> 01:09:10,726
Wait, I pay you
and you buy me something?

1422
01:09:11,518 --> 01:09:12,728
That's fucking stupid.

1423
01:09:12,811 --> 01:09:15,772
- The usual response is, "Thank you."
- Mmm.

1424
01:09:20,027 --> 01:09:21,278
It's a lipstick case.

1425
01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:25,532
On, uh...
On which to make notches.

1426
01:09:27,784 --> 01:09:29,661
It's a present, a thoughtful one.

1427
01:09:31,621 --> 01:09:33,790
- I also wrapped it.
- Yeah, and you...

1428
01:09:33,874 --> 01:09:35,208
- And you wrapped it. Uh...
- Whoo!

1429
01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:38,879
Well, my girls are here
so I should... I should go.

1430
01:09:40,421 --> 01:09:41,882
- Sure.
- Yeah.

1431
01:09:42,799 --> 01:09:43,800
Hey, hey. Uh...

1432
01:09:45,594 --> 01:09:46,637
Good luck with Grant.

1433
01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:49,681
Emmett, thank you. For everything.

1434
01:09:50,514 --> 01:09:53,101
And my present. I love it.

1435
01:09:57,272 --> 01:09:59,733
What up, bitches!

1436
01:09:59,816 --> 01:10:01,318
Welcome to Bang-Grant Palooza!

1437
01:10:01,568 --> 01:10:03,362
- Ow.
- Hi, boo-boo, how are you?

1438
01:10:03,445 --> 01:10:05,072
Hey, you know, being a good winner

1439
01:10:05,155 --> 01:10:07,074
is just as important
as being a good loser, Steph.

1440
01:10:07,157 --> 01:10:08,784
- Oh, you're throwing shade?
- Way to read a room.

1441
01:10:09,368 --> 01:10:11,203
Guys, when did this
turn into a competition?

1442
01:10:11,286 --> 01:10:13,705
This was never supposed to be
about us competing for a boy.

1443
01:10:13,789 --> 01:10:15,499
Yeah, this was supposed
to make me feel better.

1444
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:17,668
I don't feel better.

1445
01:10:17,793 --> 01:10:21,004
Now you're gonna smash Grant
when he really likes Annie.

1446
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:23,423
- What?
- Uh, yeah.

1447
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,925
When I was in his room,

1448
01:10:25,008 --> 01:10:27,719
he told her he liked her
and then he kissed her.

1449
01:10:27,803 --> 01:10:29,805
Okay, well you made it
sound like it was the other way around.

1450
01:10:29,888 --> 01:10:31,431
I can be a little extra sometimes.

1451
01:10:31,515 --> 01:10:32,683
Yeah, no shit!

1452
01:10:32,891 --> 01:10:34,226
- Hey, Emmett!
- What's up, man?

1453
01:10:34,309 --> 01:10:36,478
I mean, he's cute,
but he's not worth this.

1454
01:10:36,812 --> 01:10:38,397
- I'm out, guys.
- Ladies, hey.

1455
01:10:38,814 --> 01:10:40,732
- Look who I found.
- Hey.

1456
01:10:42,901 --> 01:10:44,444
Oh. Uh...

1457
01:10:45,070 --> 01:10:46,196
What do you think of Annie?

1458
01:10:46,530 --> 01:10:47,531
She's great.

1459
01:10:48,323 --> 01:10:51,618
I mean, she's cool, smart, kind, funny.

1460
01:10:51,702 --> 01:10:53,912
Awkward, but in a really
entertaining way.

1461
01:10:53,996 --> 01:10:57,374
- Is she here?
- Oh. No, no, no, but she will be. Right?

1462
01:10:57,457 --> 01:11:00,043
Uh, can you guys just,
like, talk for a sec?

1463
01:11:00,752 --> 01:11:01,753
I know. I know.

1464
01:11:07,301 --> 01:11:08,802
Oh, my God!

1465
01:11:09,177 --> 01:11:12,764
- You are tightly wound. Wow.
- Oh, my God.

1466
01:11:12,848 --> 01:11:14,099
I'm sorry.

1467
01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,602
- I didn't mean to scare you.
- That's okay. That's okay.

1468
01:11:16,685 --> 01:11:19,688
Your father and I
just worked up a real appetite tonight,

1469
01:11:19,771 --> 01:11:22,190
so I'm having a little ice cream.
You want some?

1470
01:11:22,274 --> 01:11:23,400
Um...

1471
01:11:23,483 --> 01:11:24,693
Sorry.

1472
01:11:25,986 --> 01:11:26,987
Um...

1473
01:11:27,613 --> 01:11:29,114
Yeah, you know what,
I'll have some ice cream.

1474
01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:30,198
Great.

1475
01:11:30,282 --> 01:11:32,159
She's not answering.

1476
01:11:32,242 --> 01:11:34,411
Well, go get her
and drag her ass here. Okay?

1477
01:11:34,703 --> 01:11:36,455
- Okay.
- Come with me.

1478
01:11:36,538 --> 01:11:38,081
Ready for some sexy saxophone?

1479
01:11:38,165 --> 01:11:39,750
- She's back.
- Let's go.

1480
01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,586
Hey! I need to talk to you.

1481
01:11:42,878 --> 01:11:44,963
Tim, I cannot do this right now.

1482
01:11:45,047 --> 01:11:46,048
We have to go get...

1483
01:11:46,131 --> 01:11:47,966
Kayla, please.

1484
01:11:48,342 --> 01:11:49,635
It's cool. I got this.

1485
01:11:50,802 --> 01:11:52,054
Good luck.

1486
01:11:53,305 --> 01:11:54,932
I thought there was a party tonight.

1487
01:11:55,849 --> 01:11:57,351
- Not in the mood.
- Hmm.

1488
01:11:58,894 --> 01:12:00,270
Can I talk to you about something?

1489
01:12:00,354 --> 01:12:02,230
Should I be afraid of
what you're about to say?

1490
01:12:02,564 --> 01:12:05,317
I can never tell. I just let it fly.

1491
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,070
Here's the thing.
I've noticed that you've been upset

1492
01:12:08,153 --> 01:12:10,364
and my son has also been upset.

1493
01:12:10,447 --> 01:12:13,951
And I wonder if you're both upset
about the same thing.

1494
01:12:23,293 --> 01:12:25,712
<i>- What can I help you with?
- Call Annie.</i>

1495
01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:27,798
<i>Here's what I found on the web for Fannie.</i>

1496
01:12:27,881 --> 01:12:29,007
No, call Annie!

1497
01:12:29,091 --> 01:12:30,467
<i>Calling Manny's Pizza.</i>

1498
01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:32,719
- No! Annie!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1499
01:12:35,430 --> 01:12:38,433
Gonna feel that tomorrow.

1500
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,060
<i>- Hello. Manny's Pizza.
- Oh, my God!</i>

1501
01:12:40,435 --> 01:12:42,354
<i>- Hello!
- Oliver?</i>

1502
01:12:42,437 --> 01:12:44,523
- Oh, my God, please be okay.
- Hi.

1503
01:12:44,606 --> 01:12:45,899
What are you doing in front of my car?

1504
01:12:45,983 --> 01:12:47,192
I'm trying to stop you from leaving.

1505
01:12:47,651 --> 01:12:48,777
I mean, you're the only reason I came.

1506
01:12:49,236 --> 01:12:51,113
Oh, my God, that's actually really sweet.

1507
01:12:51,571 --> 01:12:53,949
- Um, I have to go get my friend now...
- Do you mind if I come with?

1508
01:12:54,032 --> 01:12:55,617
I mean, you did just
run me over with your car.

1509
01:12:56,451 --> 01:12:57,452
Uh...

1510
01:12:57,703 --> 01:12:59,204
Okay, cool. Yeah, come on, come on.

1511
01:12:59,288 --> 01:13:00,330
Oh, shit.

1512
01:13:00,414 --> 01:13:01,999
I don't like the way
you left the other day.

1513
01:13:02,082 --> 01:13:03,333
Tough shit!

1514
01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:07,004
Okay, I've got feelings and emotions.

1515
01:13:07,296 --> 01:13:10,591
I'm a little jealous
and a bit of a handful.

1516
01:13:11,216 --> 01:13:17,973
But if you can't take me
at my making-a-scene-at-a-party-ness,

1517
01:13:18,056 --> 01:13:22,769
then you don't deserve me
at my fucking-you-in-the-library-ness.

1518
01:13:23,979 --> 01:13:24,980
You're right.

1519
01:13:25,522 --> 01:13:26,815
Everything you said.

1520
01:13:27,357 --> 01:13:30,694
Truth is, I don't want you
violating my trust.

1521
01:13:31,570 --> 01:13:34,031
But I do want you.

1522
01:13:35,115 --> 01:13:37,492
You're my lobster.

1523
01:13:37,576 --> 01:13:39,161
- Holy shit.
- That's right.

1524
01:13:39,661 --> 01:13:41,038
- "You're my lobster!"
- Yeah.

1525
01:13:41,747 --> 01:13:44,833
- I didn't think you were gonna say that.
- Oh, yeah, Kayla!

1526
01:13:47,461 --> 01:13:50,714
High school is the worst.

1527
01:13:51,214 --> 01:13:54,009
It is. And you think
that it's never gonna end, but it does.

1528
01:13:54,092 --> 01:13:57,304
And when it does,
time starts to move a lot faster.

1529
01:13:57,387 --> 01:14:00,766
So when you know what you want,
you should go after it.

1530
01:14:01,099 --> 01:14:03,185
'Cause you might not get another chance.

1531
01:14:08,857 --> 01:14:10,859
Annie, get dressed. Grant is looking...

1532
01:14:10,943 --> 01:14:13,445
- Oh, Principal Fisher's here!
- In a bathrobe.

1533
01:14:13,528 --> 01:14:15,530
- Hi.
- Michelle, Oliver, is everything okay?

1534
01:14:16,281 --> 01:14:18,033
Oh. Yeah, I just didn't wanna
leave him in the car.

1535
01:14:18,116 --> 01:14:19,284
I have got a knee issue,

1536
01:14:19,368 --> 01:14:21,536
but it's not as important as love.

1537
01:14:22,204 --> 01:14:24,873
Um, Annie, Grant's at the party
and he's looking for you.

1538
01:14:24,957 --> 01:14:27,501
The whole pact is off.
We all know that he likes you.

1539
01:14:27,584 --> 01:14:29,920
- He does?
- Yeah, Annie, he does.

1540
01:14:31,088 --> 01:14:32,381
This is an incredible moment
and everything,

1541
01:14:32,464 --> 01:14:34,633
but Oliver is actually
much heavier than he looks.

1542
01:14:34,716 --> 01:14:36,051
I'm wiry but muscular.

1543
01:14:36,426 --> 01:14:37,594
- It's a family trait.
- Yeah.

1544
01:14:37,844 --> 01:14:38,845
Uh...

1545
01:14:38,929 --> 01:14:43,850
Sorry, yeah, go wait in the car.
I guess I'll change and be right out.

1546
01:14:44,518 --> 01:14:46,895
I am so excited for you for tonight.

1547
01:14:46,979 --> 01:14:50,440
Now don't you be afraid to go after Grant
just because of me and your father.

1548
01:14:50,524 --> 01:14:52,859
We're not gonna
make you guys step-siblings.

1549
01:14:52,943 --> 01:14:54,820
We both know this thing has a shelf life.

1550
01:14:54,903 --> 01:14:56,863
Besides, he took
his last Viagra this morning.

1551
01:15:00,534 --> 01:15:03,287
I'm gonna go pretend I didn't hear that,
and I'll be right out, so...

1552
01:15:03,954 --> 01:15:05,163
Okay.

1553
01:15:05,247 --> 01:15:07,833
This is... This is so good,

1554
01:15:07,916 --> 01:15:09,084
and this is...

1555
01:15:09,167 --> 01:15:10,961
Wow, but, um you know,

1556
01:15:11,044 --> 01:15:13,880
uh, we have to actually
deal with some party stuff. Right? Yeah.

1557
01:15:13,964 --> 01:15:17,926
And so if you just wanna
stay there and just really soak it all in.

1558
01:15:18,844 --> 01:15:20,470
Let's just go, okay? Let's just...

1559
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:22,848
- Okay.
- Stay?

1560
01:15:26,602 --> 01:15:30,022
Okay. We keep Grant occupied with
his old man music until Annie gets here

1561
01:15:30,105 --> 01:15:32,107
and then boom,
big romantic moment. Got it? Great.

1562
01:15:32,190 --> 01:15:34,610
Hey, wait, wait.
I thought you liked Grant, so...

1563
01:15:34,693 --> 01:15:36,862
I just kind of liked the idea of him.

1564
01:15:36,945 --> 01:15:39,573
Look, Annie's my best friend,
and if she wants him, she gets him.

1565
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,283
So maybe dating a nice guy

1566
01:15:41,366 --> 01:15:42,701
just isn't in the cards
for Stephanie Stifler.

1567
01:15:42,784 --> 01:15:45,621
Look, a queen bee walking around
like she owns the place.

1568
01:15:45,704 --> 01:15:48,749
Ooh, burn. Except I do own the place,
you fucking idiot.

1569
01:15:49,374 --> 01:15:51,209
Is this your stud for the night, Stifler?

1570
01:15:51,293 --> 01:15:52,794
I didn't think your standards
could fall any lower.

1571
01:15:53,545 --> 01:15:55,797
Well, I haven't slept with you yet,
so I got that going for me.

1572
01:15:55,881 --> 01:15:57,799
Yeah, whatever you wanna tell people.

1573
01:15:59,468 --> 01:16:02,554
McCormick, are you telling people
we hooked up?

1574
01:16:03,013 --> 01:16:04,514
I never said I don't kiss and tell.

1575
01:16:05,307 --> 01:16:06,600
- Fuck you.
- No, no.

1576
01:16:06,725 --> 01:16:08,685
Hey. You're being rude.

1577
01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:10,187
- Emmett, don't...
- No, no, no, it's okay.

1578
01:16:10,854 --> 01:16:13,982
You have five seconds to
apologize or I unleash hell.

1579
01:16:18,278 --> 01:16:19,279
Five!

1580
01:16:19,363 --> 01:16:20,364
Emmett!

1581
01:16:21,073 --> 01:16:24,493
- Wow. He, uh, hit me with his face.
- What the hell?

1582
01:16:24,701 --> 01:16:26,370
Grant, can you just watch him
for a sec? Thanks.

1583
01:16:26,453 --> 01:16:27,704
Hey, asshole!

1584
01:16:28,497 --> 01:16:29,665
I don't like bullies,

1585
01:16:29,748 --> 01:16:32,251
and I don't like misogynistic douchebags
drinking my liquor

1586
01:16:32,334 --> 01:16:34,002
and disrespecting me
in my own house.

1587
01:16:34,086 --> 01:16:35,921
I don't like you, McCormick!

1588
01:16:36,338 --> 01:16:37,589
Yes, bitch!

1589
01:16:40,884 --> 01:16:42,427
But you know who I do like?

1590
01:16:44,221 --> 01:16:45,222
Ow.

1591
01:16:47,766 --> 01:16:48,767
Hey.

1592
01:16:57,192 --> 01:16:58,777
You kissed me.

1593
01:16:59,278 --> 01:17:00,654
You stood up for me.

1594
01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:01,989
I mean, you were my wingman

1595
01:17:02,072 --> 01:17:03,907
even though you liked me
more than a wingman.

1596
01:17:04,741 --> 01:17:06,243
And you bought me a present.

1597
01:17:08,078 --> 01:17:09,538
I think I just won.

1598
01:17:20,882 --> 01:17:21,883
You Grant?

1599
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:24,761
Do I know you?

1600
01:17:36,398 --> 01:17:37,399
Oh, no.

1601
01:17:40,736 --> 01:17:42,195
What is he doing here?

1602
01:17:43,530 --> 01:17:45,032
Yeah, man,
so there you have it.

1603
01:17:45,115 --> 01:17:46,617
Now you kind of know the people
you're dealing with.

1604
01:17:47,034 --> 01:17:48,410
What the hell are you doing?

1605
01:17:48,994 --> 01:17:50,287
Oh. Uh...

1606
01:17:50,370 --> 01:17:53,040
I just thought your new boyfriend
should know the truth.

1607
01:17:53,624 --> 01:17:56,168
Annie, did you and your friends
make a bet about me?

1608
01:17:56,251 --> 01:17:57,252
It wasn't a bet.

1609
01:17:57,961 --> 01:17:59,796
- It was a pact.
- Oh, bullshit.

1610
01:18:00,088 --> 01:18:01,131
Okay, all of these little bitches

1611
01:18:01,214 --> 01:18:02,966
competed to see who could
have sex with you first.

1612
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:04,718
Annie texted me about it every night.

1613
01:18:04,801 --> 01:18:06,678
- It's not what it sounds like.
- Really?

1614
01:18:06,762 --> 01:18:10,807
We made a pact to go after
what each of us were missing,

1615
01:18:10,891 --> 01:18:14,895
and without knowing it,
we all kind of decided it was you.

1616
01:18:17,356 --> 01:18:20,525
And what was your thing, your pact?

1617
01:18:21,568 --> 01:18:23,445
For my first time
to be with a man I love.

1618
01:18:24,529 --> 01:18:27,699
- So that's why you went to see him.
- Yeah.

1619
01:18:27,908 --> 01:18:30,244
She's only talking to you
because she caught me with another girl.

1620
01:18:30,535 --> 01:18:31,787
You're just the fallback guy.

1621
01:18:31,870 --> 01:18:35,207
But, lucky for you,
I'm not into high school drama,

1622
01:18:35,290 --> 01:18:37,542
so you want her, you can have her.

1623
01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:39,962
- You know what?
- Whoa.

1624
01:18:40,879 --> 01:18:42,422
Annie's not yours to give.

1625
01:18:42,506 --> 01:18:44,967
And you say one more
disparaging word about her,

1626
01:18:45,050 --> 01:18:47,261
this high school kid
is gonna kick your ass.

1627
01:18:47,594 --> 01:18:49,429
Just speaking my truth, bro.

1628
01:18:49,513 --> 01:18:51,014
If she liked you
as much as you thought she did,

1629
01:18:51,098 --> 01:18:54,184
would she be driving three hours
to have sex with me?

1630
01:18:54,268 --> 01:18:56,311
No. You're just a piece of meat.

1631
01:18:57,604 --> 01:18:58,647
Whoa! Hello!

1632
01:18:58,730 --> 01:19:00,565
- My uncle's an attorney. He almost hit me.
- Shut up.

1633
01:19:00,649 --> 01:19:01,650
No. Back. Break it up.

1634
01:19:01,733 --> 01:19:02,901
I hope you guys are really happy.

1635
01:19:02,985 --> 01:19:03,986
Look, Grant, we get that you're pissed...

1636
01:19:04,069 --> 01:19:06,488
No, don't...
You paid Emmett to get dirt on me.

1637
01:19:06,571 --> 01:19:07,572
Whoa. Uh...

1638
01:19:07,864 --> 01:19:08,865
Don't.

1639
01:19:09,574 --> 01:19:12,452
You know, every person
I liked in this town lied to me.

1640
01:19:13,370 --> 01:19:14,913
And the person I liked the most

1641
01:19:15,205 --> 01:19:17,165
- chose this guy.
- Grant.

1642
01:19:17,249 --> 01:19:20,085
- Enjoy the party.
- Please don't leave. Grant.

1643
01:19:27,384 --> 01:19:29,886
<i>Why didn't you just tell us
what happened with Jason?</i>

1644
01:19:29,970 --> 01:19:31,221
Yeah.

1645
01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:32,889
I didn't know how to.

1646
01:19:33,473 --> 01:19:35,475
You guys were all
so interested in Grant.

1647
01:19:36,018 --> 01:19:37,436
I didn't wanna mess it up for you.

1648
01:19:37,519 --> 01:19:39,479
Oh, my God. You should've just told us.

1649
01:19:39,563 --> 01:19:41,023
Yeah, that's all
we would've needed, Annie.

1650
01:19:41,106 --> 01:19:42,107
Yeah.

1651
01:19:42,190 --> 01:19:44,860
I mean, you know,
this is my fault for pushing the pact.

1652
01:19:44,943 --> 01:19:46,028
No.

1653
01:19:46,111 --> 01:19:49,323
No, Steph. The pact worked.

1654
01:19:49,406 --> 01:19:52,284
I mean, you found Emmett,
who's a nice guy.

1655
01:19:52,367 --> 01:19:53,994
- He is.
- Mmm-hmm.

1656
01:19:55,203 --> 01:19:57,664
And Kayla got Tim to compromise.

1657
01:19:57,748 --> 01:20:00,000
Oh, my God. You're right.

1658
01:20:01,209 --> 01:20:05,714
And, Michelle, are you as attracted
to Oliver's mind as you are to his body?

1659
01:20:05,797 --> 01:20:10,844
Oh, he turns me on in ways
that I can't even describe.

1660
01:20:10,928 --> 01:20:12,554
See? It worked.

1661
01:20:13,347 --> 01:20:14,806
Yeah, for everyone but you.

1662
01:20:14,890 --> 01:20:16,266
No, it worked for me, too.

1663
01:20:17,643 --> 01:20:20,437
I went to Michigan State
with this image in my head,

1664
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:25,567
and it all fell apart
because he was the wrong guy.

1665
01:20:26,109 --> 01:20:29,154
And that's big, so I'm glad we did it.

1666
01:20:30,030 --> 01:20:33,325
I mean, even if, you know,
I don't end up with Grant,

1667
01:20:33,408 --> 01:20:35,118
I'm better than I was.

1668
01:20:35,202 --> 01:20:36,203
Aw, come here.

1669
01:20:36,286 --> 01:20:37,537
Aw.

1670
01:20:37,871 --> 01:20:40,082
Little Virgin Annie.

1671
01:20:40,165 --> 01:20:42,668
- With the unshuckable oyster.
- Shut up.

1672
01:20:42,751 --> 01:20:45,921
I want in. Unshuckable oyster.

1673
01:20:46,004 --> 01:20:47,923
Get in here, Stifler.

1674
01:20:48,006 --> 01:20:49,716
Yeah, come on.

1675
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:50,968
<i>Say what
What?</i>

1676
01:20:51,051 --> 01:20:52,052
<i>Straight from the jump</i>

1677
01:20:52,135 --> 01:20:53,637
<i>Right on the tempo
Mix it all up</i>

1678
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:54,721
<i>Say hey
Hey</i>

1679
01:20:54,805 --> 01:20:55,847
<i>{\an8}No time to wait</i>

1680
01:20:55,931 --> 01:20:57,557
<i>{\an8}Taking your move
to a different place</i>

1681
01:20:57,641 --> 01:20:58,642
<i>{\an8}Say hey
Hey</i>

1682
01:20:58,725 --> 01:20:59,726
<i>{\an8}Do what it takes</i>

1683
01:20:59,810 --> 01:21:01,311
<i>{\an8}Make like Tay 'n' shake</i>

1684
01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:05,023
<i>Get up and go, go, go, go</i>

1685
01:21:05,107 --> 01:21:08,944
<i>Get up and go, go, go, go</i>

1686
01:21:09,027 --> 01:21:12,656
<i>Get up and go, go, go, go</i>

1687
01:21:16,076 --> 01:21:18,328
- Light the fuse.
- Copy that.

1688
01:21:19,371 --> 01:21:21,873
Mama Bear, Papa Bear,
Operation Oyster is a go.

1689
01:21:55,574 --> 01:21:56,783
This guy.

1690
01:21:58,285 --> 01:21:59,411
Hey.

1691
01:22:00,078 --> 01:22:01,997
Annie's dad's outside with a limo.

1692
01:22:02,831 --> 01:22:05,918
- What is that?
- It's a onesie, you moron.

1693
01:22:06,001 --> 01:22:08,962
- For the pajama party.
- Why do you have it?

1694
01:22:09,046 --> 01:22:10,756
Honey, you know
that I love you

1695
01:22:10,839 --> 01:22:12,591
and I'm always gonna
tell you the truth, right?

1696
01:22:13,342 --> 01:22:15,218
- I know.
- So the truth is,

1697
01:22:15,719 --> 01:22:19,681
it's time for you to stop moping
because, baby, you're a real downer.

1698
01:22:20,599 --> 01:22:23,226
Listen, happiness
doesn't just find us.

1699
01:22:23,310 --> 01:22:25,562
You gotta go and you gotta grab it.

1700
01:22:25,854 --> 01:22:26,897
Take this.

1701
01:22:28,106 --> 01:22:29,983
- Take this.
- Okay.

1702
01:22:30,984 --> 01:22:32,152
- I love you.
- What do I...

1703
01:22:32,235 --> 01:22:33,695
You'll figure it out. Or not.

1704
01:22:33,779 --> 01:22:35,697
I don't know.
I've done everything I can do.

1705
01:22:42,913 --> 01:22:43,914
<i>Okay, this is your moment, Grant,</i>

1706
01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:44,998
<i>- and you're blowing it.
- Mmm-hmm.</i>

1707
01:22:45,082 --> 01:22:47,292
<i>But luckily, Annie has some
pretty awesome friends...</i>

1708
01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:48,377
<i>- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.</i>

1709
01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:50,379
<i>...who are trying to save you
from this terrible mistake.</i>

1710
01:22:50,712 --> 01:22:52,005
<i>Plus, we think you're pretty great, too.</i>

1711
01:22:52,089 --> 01:22:53,423
<i>And we sent you
a really cool onesie, so...</i>

1712
01:22:53,507 --> 01:22:54,841
<i>Okay, just shut up!</i>

1713
01:22:54,925 --> 01:22:55,968
<i>Game time, Grant.</i>

1714
01:22:56,051 --> 01:22:57,052
<i>If you really like Annie,</i>

1715
01:22:57,135 --> 01:22:58,637
<i>put on that onesie
and get in that fucking limo.</i>

1716
01:22:58,720 --> 01:22:59,721
<i>- See you soon!
- If you don't do it...</i>

1717
01:22:59,805 --> 01:23:00,806
<i>Gladiator!</i>

1718
01:23:11,316 --> 01:23:14,486
Hey, asshole!
Turn off the music!

1719
01:23:18,991 --> 01:23:23,036
<i>This day feels like
nothing but the right vibe</i>

1720
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:26,957
<i>This could be the good life
Doesn't get better than...</i>

1721
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:29,668
- Hi, darling!
- Hi.

1722
01:23:30,669 --> 01:23:31,712
Are you okay?

1723
01:23:32,504 --> 01:23:33,547
Not really.

1724
01:23:34,506 --> 01:23:36,174
I just realized you were right.

1725
01:23:36,341 --> 01:23:38,093
I've made sex too big a thing.

1726
01:23:39,052 --> 01:23:40,637
I tried to turn it into some...

1727
01:23:41,263 --> 01:23:43,765
It's for fairy tales. Stupid.

1728
01:23:43,849 --> 01:23:47,269
No. No, honestly I think you were right
about wanting it to be special.

1729
01:23:48,145 --> 01:23:50,647
Look, I never had
someone who gets me

1730
01:23:50,981 --> 01:23:52,608
and cares for me, you know, and...

1731
01:23:53,734 --> 01:23:55,444
But Emmett makes me feel
like that for the first time.

1732
01:23:56,570 --> 01:23:57,696
Stop. Stop it.

1733
01:23:57,779 --> 01:24:01,617
I mean, it's nice,
and I think tonight, we might, you know...

1734
01:24:02,826 --> 01:24:05,329
Steph, that's great.

1735
01:24:05,412 --> 01:24:06,872
Great? Doubtful.

1736
01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:11,710
Special, yeah. Yeah.

1737
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:14,254
- Yeah. I'm happy for you.
- Thanks, babe.

1738
01:24:15,797 --> 01:24:16,798
Oh, shit.

1739
01:24:17,424 --> 01:24:19,509
Are you ready?

1740
01:24:20,093 --> 01:24:22,304
- Uh, ready for what?
- Oh, you just wait, my darling.

1741
01:24:23,138 --> 01:24:24,473
You're scaring me. What is...

1742
01:24:24,556 --> 01:24:26,266
- Where are you...
- Just stay right there.

1743
01:24:28,810 --> 01:24:30,395
<i>We're young and in love</i>

1744
01:24:31,229 --> 01:24:32,814
<i>And we're running like the wind</i>

1745
01:24:32,898 --> 01:24:34,316
<i>We got it all</i>

1746
01:24:36,818 --> 01:24:38,195
<i>We're never alone</i>

1747
01:24:38,278 --> 01:24:39,279
What?

1748
01:24:39,363 --> 01:24:42,199
<i>If we got each other
we can save the world</i>

1749
01:24:44,993 --> 01:24:48,830
<i>Explosions in the sky</i>

1750
01:24:48,997 --> 01:24:52,209
<i>I see colors fly</i>

1751
01:24:53,585 --> 01:24:55,254
<i>Old enough, old enough</i>

1752
01:24:55,587 --> 01:24:58,298
<i>Old enough to know that
we are young in love</i>

1753
01:24:58,382 --> 01:25:01,260
<i>Young in love
Young and in love</i>

1754
01:25:01,593 --> 01:25:03,178
<i>You and me, we can see</i>

1755
01:25:03,595 --> 01:25:04,805
<i>Time will stand still</i>

1756
01:25:04,888 --> 01:25:06,473
<i>If we stay young in love</i>

1757
01:25:06,556 --> 01:25:09,268
<i>Young in love
Young and in love</i>

1758
01:25:09,893 --> 01:25:11,687
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1759
01:25:11,770 --> 01:25:13,480
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1760
01:25:13,689 --> 01:25:15,482
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1761
01:25:15,941 --> 01:25:16,942
You made it.

1762
01:25:18,193 --> 01:25:19,569
You have some really great friends.

1763
01:25:21,029 --> 01:25:22,281
Seems like we both do.

1764
01:25:24,992 --> 01:25:28,453
<i>Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know that</i>

1765
01:25:28,537 --> 01:25:29,705
<i>We are young in love</i>

1766
01:25:29,788 --> 01:25:32,499
<i>Young in love
Young and in love</i>

1767
01:25:32,916 --> 01:25:36,044
<i>You and me, we can see
Time will stand still</i>

1768
01:25:36,128 --> 01:25:38,797
<i>If we stay young in love
Young in love</i>

1769
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,424
I guess that's my cue.

1770
01:25:42,301 --> 01:25:44,428
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1771
01:25:44,511 --> 01:25:46,430
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1772
01:25:46,513 --> 01:25:48,390
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1773
01:25:48,473 --> 01:25:50,517
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1774
01:25:50,601 --> 01:25:52,269
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1775
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:54,354
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1776
01:25:54,438 --> 01:25:56,189
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1777
01:25:56,273 --> 01:25:58,317
<i>Yeah, we are young and in love</i>

1778
01:25:58,400 --> 01:25:59,401
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1779
01:25:59,484 --> 01:26:00,652
<i>Annie and Grant.</i>

1780
01:26:06,617 --> 01:26:10,162
<i>Well, she was an American girl</i>

1781
01:26:11,163 --> 01:26:13,498
<i>Raised on promises</i>

1782
01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:17,669
<i>She couldn't help thinking that there</i>

1783
01:26:17,753 --> 01:26:22,049
<i>Was a little more to life somewhere else</i>

1784
01:26:22,799 --> 01:26:26,011
<i>After all, it was a great, big world</i>

1785
01:26:26,762 --> 01:26:29,431
<i>With lots of places to run to</i>

1786
01:26:30,515 --> 01:26:33,810
<i>Yeah, and if she had to die trying</i>

1787
01:26:33,936 --> 01:26:39,024
<i>She had one little promise
she was gonna keep</i>

1788
01:26:39,650 --> 01:26:42,903
<i>Oh, yeah, all right</i>

1789
01:26:43,403 --> 01:26:44,905
<i>Take it easy, baby</i>

1790
01:26:45,364 --> 01:26:46,615
<i>Make it last all night</i>

1791
01:26:47,783 --> 01:26:54,748
<i>She was an American girl</i>

1792
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:58,961
<i>Oh, yeah, all right</i>

1793
01:26:59,670 --> 01:27:01,171
<i>Take it easy, baby</i>

1794
01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:03,215
<i>Make it last all night</i>

1795
01:27:04,132 --> 01:27:10,055
<i>She was an American girl</i>

1796
01:27:15,310 --> 01:27:17,020
What did you do?

1797
01:27:17,104 --> 01:27:18,855
- Mmm-hmm.
- Oh, God.

1798
01:27:22,025 --> 01:27:23,193
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.

1799
01:27:23,277 --> 01:27:24,444
- Hey.
- Hey.

1800
01:27:24,528 --> 01:27:27,406
So, I... I guess they have
one more surprise for us.

1801
01:27:28,699 --> 01:27:29,700
Okay.

1802
01:27:30,075 --> 01:27:31,743
- Bye.
- Bye.

1803
01:27:32,035 --> 01:27:33,745
What's happening right now?

1804
01:27:37,457 --> 01:27:40,669
<i>I've fallen too deep</i>

1805
01:27:40,752 --> 01:27:42,004
<i>Trying to swim</i>

1806
01:27:42,087 --> 01:27:45,090
<i>The current too steep
and it's pulling me in</i>

1807
01:27:45,507 --> 01:27:47,467
<i>I can breathe</i>

1808
01:27:47,551 --> 01:27:52,055
<i>Both hands around my heart
My heart</i>

1809
01:27:52,139 --> 01:27:54,975
<i>I can still feel the heat on your skin</i>

1810
01:27:55,058 --> 01:27:58,395
<i>My lips are begging to pull you in</i>

1811
01:27:58,478 --> 01:28:00,063
<i>I can breathe</i>

1812
01:28:00,606 --> 01:28:04,610
<i>Your hands around my heart
My heart</i>

1813
01:28:04,693 --> 01:28:05,694
<i>I'mma hold the door...</i>

1814
01:28:05,777 --> 01:28:06,862
What?

1815
01:28:08,447 --> 01:28:13,827
<i>For you there is no cure...</i>

1816
01:28:15,704 --> 01:28:16,872
What are we, like...

1817
01:28:17,205 --> 01:28:18,206
Oh.

1818
01:28:18,582 --> 01:28:22,669
I made a pact, so I gotta stick to it.

1819
01:28:23,670 --> 01:28:25,255
You want your first time
to be with me?

1820
01:28:25,589 --> 01:28:29,009
Yeah. And the next few, I think.

1821
01:28:38,894 --> 01:28:42,773
Hey. This feels special to me.

1822
01:28:44,316 --> 01:28:45,567
Me, too, Annie.

1823
01:28:49,154 --> 01:28:52,407
Oliver, I wanna share
something with you,

1824
01:28:52,950 --> 01:28:54,576
something that I've never
shared with anyone else.

1825
01:28:55,994 --> 01:28:56,995
Oh.

1826
01:28:57,287 --> 01:28:58,497
You want me to use that on you?

1827
01:29:00,165 --> 01:29:01,375
On me?

1828
01:29:03,126 --> 01:29:05,629
And I want you right here, right now.

1829
01:29:06,296 --> 01:29:07,422
On Principal Fisher's desk?

1830
01:29:07,547 --> 01:29:09,675
- Yes, on her desk! Get up there!
- Okay. Okay.

1831
01:29:09,841 --> 01:29:11,218
And I know you know what I want.

1832
01:29:11,301 --> 01:29:15,347
You mean, "A man may die,
nations may rise and fall,

1833
01:29:15,430 --> 01:29:17,307
- "but an idea lives on!"
- Yes.

1834
01:29:17,391 --> 01:29:19,142
Yes!

1835
01:29:19,434 --> 01:29:21,895
<i>And we dared to go</i>

1836
01:29:23,188 --> 01:29:25,065
<i>A lover's bane</i>

1837
01:29:25,399 --> 01:29:27,317
<i>Forever will remain...</i>

1838
01:29:28,610 --> 01:29:30,112
Amazing. Shit.

1839
01:29:30,445 --> 01:29:33,073
Wow. Shit!

1840
01:29:35,450 --> 01:29:37,578
Thanks. Learned that at band camp.

1841
01:29:37,661 --> 01:29:39,037
Yeah, I don't need to know that.

1842
01:29:39,121 --> 01:29:41,582
Kiss me now. Okay?

1843
01:29:42,332 --> 01:29:43,500
Now.

1844
01:29:46,712 --> 01:29:47,921
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

1845
01:29:48,005 --> 01:29:50,382
- I need to tell you something.
- What?

1846
01:29:50,465 --> 01:29:51,967
I've... I've never done it.

1847
01:29:52,467 --> 01:29:53,468
Me neither.

1848
01:29:54,595 --> 01:29:56,763
I mean, I've never had it
with someone special, you know?

1849
01:30:04,187 --> 01:30:05,355
{\an8}Oh.

1850
01:30:05,814 --> 01:30:06,982
{\an8}Yes!

1851
01:30:07,065 --> 01:30:08,108
Yeah?

1852
01:30:10,319 --> 01:30:12,070
- You like this?
- Oh. Yeah.

1853
01:30:12,154 --> 01:30:13,196
- This is hot.
- Yeah.

1854
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,364
- Dangerous.
- Yeah.

1855
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:18,577
A little unsanitary, but, yeah.

1856
01:30:18,660 --> 01:30:20,287
I like it here. I like you.

1857
01:30:20,370 --> 01:30:21,413
I love you.

1858
01:30:21,496 --> 01:30:25,334
You are my queen!

1859
01:30:25,417 --> 01:30:28,337
I am your queen!

1860
01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:29,421
Whoo!

1861
01:30:29,504 --> 01:30:30,881
<i>Ahoo</i>

1862
01:30:30,964 --> 01:30:33,008
<i>Stars are falling</i>

1863
01:30:33,133 --> 01:30:36,595
<i>Are we falling, too?</i>

1864
01:30:36,678 --> 01:30:41,141
<i>Ahoo, dawn is coming</i>

1865
01:30:41,350 --> 01:30:44,770
<i>What's this coming to?</i>

1866
01:30:44,853 --> 01:30:48,774
<i>On a night like this</i>

1867
01:30:49,024 --> 01:30:52,527
<i>On a night like this...</i>

1868
01:30:54,279 --> 01:30:56,657
- There's something else.
- What?

1869
01:30:59,451 --> 01:31:00,702
Oh. Oh.

1870
01:31:00,786 --> 01:31:02,120
No, don't worry if...

1871
01:31:02,204 --> 01:31:05,582
Look, whatever's going down,
down there we'll make it work. Okay?

1872
01:31:05,874 --> 01:31:07,209
- Yeah?
- I promise.

1873
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,378
- Okay.
- Okay.

1874
01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:16,301
Wow.

1875
01:31:16,385 --> 01:31:18,428
Is your dad a giant?

1876
01:31:18,512 --> 01:31:19,805
Like, will it fit?

1877
01:31:19,972 --> 01:31:21,265
Here's to hoping.

1878
01:31:22,557 --> 01:31:24,268
Oh, you're my president.

1879
01:31:24,935 --> 01:31:26,186
You'll always be my president.

1880
01:31:26,353 --> 01:31:28,480
<i>Ahoo</i>

1881
01:31:28,563 --> 01:31:30,607
<i>Stars are falling</i>

1882
01:31:30,691 --> 01:31:33,902
<i>Are we falling too?</i>

1883
01:31:34,361 --> 01:31:37,823
<i>On a night like this</i>

1884
01:31:38,365 --> 01:31:42,160
<i>On a night like this</i>

1885
01:31:42,661 --> 01:31:46,623
<i>Ahoo</i>

1886
01:35:09,701 --> 01:35:11,328
Say you want this
on your permanent record.

1887
01:35:11,411 --> 01:35:13,038
I want this
on my permanent record.

1888
01:35:13,121 --> 01:35:14,289
Yeah, you do.

1889
01:35:14,373 --> 01:35:15,457
What's going on? Oh.

1890
01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:18,543
Hey, Janitor Steve.
We'll just be a minute.

1891
01:35:18,627 --> 01:35:19,836
Hi, Janitor Steve.

1892
01:35:21,922 --> 01:35:23,340
I'm gonna need a bigger mop.

1893
01:35:25,425 --> 01:35:26,718
<i>Don't touch me!</i>